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Why Do Women Love Cats?

I've never understood why women love cats.

Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they're home they like to be left alone and sleep.

In other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat.

  • hdaackda
  • posted by hdaackda
  • Date 4/18/2007 12:27:28 PM
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formulation : LVL 14: VP 2.3: said:

formulation

0 votes NegativePositive

580 days 1 hour ago...

i totally agree with you

Mark333 : LVL 16: VP 2.5: said:

Mark333

1 votes NegativePositive

579 days 17 hours ago...

Yesss...

Is the converse true with why men love dogs?

alondite : LVL 19: VP 2.8: said:

alondite

3 votes NegativePositive

578 days 7 hours ago...

^ They lick your hands and face, eat the food you pay for, and shit everywhere. Dogs on the other hand....

obaid : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

obaid

0 votes NegativePositive

564 days 6 hours ago...

damn straight, the inner workings of a female brain will never be figured out.

rexpwns : LVL 7: VP 1.6: said:

rexpwns

0 votes NegativePositive

541 days 17 hours ago...

i hate women,so much,so frustrating,theyre like rubiks cubes...

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