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Three Bullets

A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when a masked robber ran out of a bank and shot her three times in the stomach. Luckily the babies were OK. The surgeon decided to leave the bullets in because it was too risky to operate. She gave birth to two healthy daughters and a healthy son.

All was fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walked into the room in tears. "What's wrong?" asked the mother. "I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out," replied the daughter.

The mother told her it was okay and explained what happened 16 years ago.

About a week later the second daughter walked into the room in tears. "Mom, I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out." Again the mother told her not to worry and explained what happened 16 years ago.

A week later her son walked into the room in tears. "It's okay" said the Mom, "I know what happened. You were taking a tinkle and a bullet came out."

"No," said the boy, "I was playing with myself and I shot the dog."

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pimprocker : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

pimprocker

-1 votes NegativePositive

518 days 1 hour ago...

ha thats actually kind of realy good

miksah2001 : LVL 17: VP 2.6: said:

miksah2001

2 votes NegativePositive

511 days 12 hours ago...

haha....nice

Gposh : LVL 12: VP 2.1: said:

Gposh

0 votes NegativePositive

509 days 18 hours ago...

Nice One

alondite : LVL 18: VP 2.7: said:

alondite

0 votes NegativePositive

505 days 1 hour ago...

What 16 year old still says, "Tinkle?"

formulation : LVL 14: VP 2.3: said:

formulation

0 votes NegativePositive

493 days 20 hours ago...

boy,robbers sure are heartless motherfuckers

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