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The Blonde And The VHS Tape

A blonde decides she needs some spice in her life. She goes to the closest adult film store, finds a video she thinks she will enjoy the most, and takes it home with her.

The clerk at the store gets a phone call from the blonde about an hour or two after she left.

"Your video doesn't work on my VCR." the blonde says.
"Sure your VCR isn't broken, ma'am?" the clerk replies.
"It's not. I tried another one of my videos in it after I put your video in. My VCR still works and actually works better. But your video doesn't work."
"OK, ma'am. I will get you another copy. What's the name on the box of the tape?" the clerk says.

The blonde replies, "The box says 'head cleaner'."

  • Klutch
  • posted by Klutch
  • Date 4/14/2007 11:22:42 PM
  • Views: 4580
  • Mature
  • Mature
  • Sexual (non-nudity)

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VegaObscura : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

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3 votes NegativePositive

967 days 18 hours ago...

Nicely unexpected. I thought it was going to be a lame joke about a blonde trying to put a DVD into a VCR.

REstArt : LVL 24: VP 3.3: said:

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-6 votes NegativePositive

953 days 20 hours ago...

VCRs have head cleaners dude. And of course, it doesn't show anything.

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