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A skeleton walks into a bar...

A skeleton walks into a bar,

the bartender asks,

"What'll it be?"

The skeleton replies,

"Give me a beer and a mop..."

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CitizenSnips : LVL 43: VP 5: said:2007 Winner

CitizenSnips

0 votes NegativePositive

1436 days 17 hours ago...

heh.

Speedy544 : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

Speedy544

1 votes NegativePositive

1425 days 12 hours ago...

i dont get it

krad121live : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

krad121live

0 votes NegativePositive

1326 days 13 hours ago...

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh
hhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh
hhaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Conchubar : LVL 6: VP 1.5: said:

Conchubar

0 votes NegativePositive

1006 days 6 hours ago...

that was fucking gay

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