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A skeleton walks into a bar...

A skeleton walks into a bar,

the bartender asks,

"What'll it be?"

The skeleton replies,

"Give me a beer and a mop..."

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CitizenSnips : LVL 43: VP 5: said:2007 Winner

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0 votes NegativePositive

1418 days 9 hours ago...

heh.

Speedy544 : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

Speedy544

1 votes NegativePositive

1407 days 4 hours ago...

i dont get it

krad121live : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

krad121live

0 votes NegativePositive

1308 days 4 hours ago...

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh
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Conchubar : LVL 6: VP 1.5: said:

Conchubar

0 votes NegativePositive

987 days 22 hours ago...

that was fucking gay

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