Santa was one Christmas Eve night in a house sneaking in to put presents under a tree. Unfortunately, that caused a disturbance and a woman was woken up and she went down to investigate. Now this woman had a strange sexual attraction to Santa so when she saw him she was very joyful.
She said to Santa, "Hey Mr. Santa. Recently I've been very lonely and could do with some manliness in the bedroom. Mind staying a while?"
To that Santa replied, "Ho, ho, ho! Santa's got to go. If I don't arrive at their houses, the children are going to know."
So the woman removed her shirt showing her bra. Giving the doe eyes, she said, "Please Mr. Santa, just this once?"
Santa, without showing emotion, replied, "Ho, ho, ho! Santa's got to go. If I don't arrive at their houses the children are going to know."
Reacting to that, the woman removes here jeans, saying "You don't know how crazy I am going to go to make you stay."
Santa just repeated the same line.
The woman went to unhook her bra and took it off showing unabashedly her breasts. "It'll be my lifelong dream you realise."
Santa repeated his same reply, this time being a little sweaty.
The woman gave a cheeky smile and said, "You asked for it." Then she took off her underpants and was standing there stark naked not covering up her breasts or vulva but letting Santa take as long peak at them as he could. "So what now?" the woman replied.
Santa simply said, "Ho, ho, ho! Santa's got to stay. I can't get up the chimney with a stiffy in the way."
