A beautiful young blonde lady goes to the doctor for a check up. the doctor wants to take her temperature. "where shall I put the thermometer?" he asks.
The girl replies, "uh... not my mouth doc I might swallow it."
"okay, lets try your armpit." the doctor suggests. "well it might tickle me doc. how about my butt?" "okay then," the doctor says, he puts the thing in her behind.
After a while the girl giggles and exclaims, "that's not my butt, doc" the doctor replies,
"well, that's not my thermometer either."
