There were these three women who escaped from prison. A blonde and two brunets. So to get away from the cops they hid in an
abandoned farm house. In the farm house there were three burlap sacks sitting around. So they hid in them. When the cops came
to the farm house the one of the cops saw the sacks, the officers yells, "There's just three burlap sacks in here!" To which
his partner replies, "Then kick them just to be sure it's not them hiding".
The officer goes and kicks the one with the
brunet in it and she yells, "MEEEYYOWW!" the officer said "Oh, its just a stupid cat in there." So he kicks the one with the
other brunet in it and she yells, "RUUFFF RUFFF!", so the officer says, "Oh, it's just a stupid dog!" Then he kicks the sack
with the blonde in it and she yells, "POTATOES!"