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Best One-Liners Ever

A montage of some of our favorite movie lines.

posted by SOADdicted26
4/1/2007 2:30:41 AM

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Violetninja420 : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

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825 days 7 hours ago...

"I get older, they stay the same age, heh heh heh heh..."

Good mix of movies, but it needed to be longer with more variety...

4/5

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manarse : LVL 13: VP 2.2: said:

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825 days 6 hours ago...

dat was savage!!!

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Chris_69 : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

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825 days 5 hours ago...

i dunno bout best, some of em were good tho, but you missed some real classics

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AdolfOliverBush : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

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825 days 4 hours ago...

Seriously, for this to be complete it would have to be 10 minutes long.

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Tomas : LVL 28: VP 3.7: said:

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825 days 3 hours ago...

rocky was the best ((:

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madrioter : LVL 14: VP 2.3: said:

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825 days 3 hours ago...

hahaha the price is wrong bitch!

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SteelSM : LVL 30: VP 3.9: said:

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825 days 3 hours ago...

more variety too many clips of the same movie hehehe royal with cheese i asked my friend that when he came back from paris

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Bino69 : LVL 20: VP 2.9: said:

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825 days 3 hours ago...

No Star Wars?? C'mon

"The Force is Strong with this one"

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fagbag : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

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825 days 1 hour ago...

samuel jackson always has a motivating line, i laughed my ass of when he got owned in the middle of one.

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OJX : LVL 42: VP 5: said:

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825 days ago...

whaaa
snakes on a plane?
best one liners?

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RGAF_skyhawk : LVL 23: VP 3.2: said:

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825 days ago...

Sanka you dead ??

Yeah man ...

best line ever ^^

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bossman666 : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

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825 days ago...

this is nothin' but garbage!! 1/5

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meiguo-ren : LVL 30: VP 3.9: said:

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825 days ago...

4/5 I docked a point for using anything from Snakes on a Plane, but i say fuck yeah to the Sandlot one. "Fooooorrrevvvverrr..." people seem to have forgotten that one, when i use it I get blank stares.
go watch the sandlot motherfuckers. for old time's sake.

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