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4/1/2007 2:30:41 AM

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Violetninja420 : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

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968 days 9 hours ago...

"I get older, they stay the same age, heh heh heh heh..."

Good mix of movies, but it needed to be longer with more variety...

4/5

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manarse : LVL 13: VP 2.2: said:

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968 days 8 hours ago...

dat was savage!!!

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Chris_69 : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

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968 days 7 hours ago...

i dunno bout best, some of em were good tho, but you missed some real classics

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AdolfOliverBush : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

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968 days 6 hours ago...

Seriously, for this to be complete it would have to be 10 minutes long.

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Tomas : LVL 28: VP 3.7: said:

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968 days 5 hours ago...

rocky was the best ((:

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madrioter : LVL 14: VP 2.3: said:

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968 days 5 hours ago...

hahaha the price is wrong bitch!

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SteelSM : LVL 30: VP 3.9: said:

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968 days 5 hours ago...

more variety too many clips of the same movie hehehe royal with cheese i asked my friend that when he came back from paris

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Bino69 : LVL 20: VP 2.9: said:

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968 days 5 hours ago...

No Star Wars?? C'mon

"The Force is Strong with this one"

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fagbag : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

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968 days 3 hours ago...

samuel jackson always has a motivating line, i laughed my ass of when he got owned in the middle of one.

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OJX : LVL 42: VP 5: said:

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968 days 2 hours ago...

whaaa
snakes on a plane?
best one liners?

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RGAF_skyhawk : LVL 23: VP 3.2: said:

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968 days 2 hours ago...

Sanka you dead ??

Yeah man ...

best line ever ^^

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bossman666 : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

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968 days 2 hours ago...

this is nothin' but garbage!! 1/5

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meiguo-ren : LVL 30: VP 3.9: said:

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968 days 2 hours ago...

4/5 I docked a point for using anything from Snakes on a Plane, but i say fuck yeah to the Sandlot one. "Fooooorrrevvvverrr..." people seem to have forgotten that one, when i use it I get blank stares.
go watch the sandlot motherfuckers. for old time's sake.

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Xplosive : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

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968 days 2 hours ago...

COOL RUNNINGS 5/5 just for that

"Sanka Ya Dead"
"Yea Mon"

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afrochapin : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

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968 days 1 hour ago...

DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?

lmao, I wish I'd seen Pulp Fiction.

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STONED->BC : LVL 12: VP 2.1: said:

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968 days 1 hour ago...

coulda picked some better movies i thought...

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Inmate_002 : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

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968 days 1 hour ago...

yeah its good but its missing a ton of classic lines.

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Obi_1_knobby : LVL 19: VP 2.8: said:

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968 days ago...

i cant change

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POPROCKSnCOKE743 : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

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968 days ago...

if ur gunna put snakes on a plane on here, u could at least put sammy l jackson's best line in it!

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0NightShift0 : LVL 16: VP 2.5: said:

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968 days ago...

Okay i know its not complete because theres no "say hello to my little friend!"

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bruneo : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

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968 days ago...

YES THEY DESERVE TO DIE AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL!!

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Überfuckerwit : LVL 41: VP 4.9: said:

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968 days ago...

DID HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH!?

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ParticleMan420 : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

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968 days ago...

it should be called "The Best One Liners From this weeks batch of netflix rentals"

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Vizreel : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

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967 days 23 hours ago...

I can't believe "I'll be back" isn't in there... still, the final one with Samuel Jackson has got to be the most original, you don't know wether to laugh or cry after you see that part, it just leaves you dumbstruck....

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xcalliber : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

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967 days 23 hours ago...

aww maaan wheres SCARFACE..

"mess with the best, die like the rest"

"say hello to my little friend"

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MewMew : LVL 30: VP 3.9: said:

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967 days 23 hours ago...

I'm surprised to see The Sandlot lines in there. Best One-Liners Ever Part 2 please. :)

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redlightdistrict : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

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967 days 23 hours ago...

PUT THE COOKIE DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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HallEffected : LVL 30: VP 3.9: said:

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967 days 23 hours ago...

this is from only like 4 movies. whoever made this is fucking lazy.

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Sev : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

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967 days 22 hours ago...

LMFAO at everything Tom Cruise says. I just can't take him seriously anymore.

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irnbruguy : LVL 17: VP 2.6: said:

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967 days 21 hours ago...

"I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti"

that wasn't in there either >:(

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SIlpKn0t : LVL 26: VP 3.5: said:

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967 days 21 hours ago...

I ruptured my spline at the part with Rocky crying, because I couldn't understand a word he said. I always thought people exaggerated when they did impressions of him mumbling, but I guess it is true to an extent.

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berkut : LVL 15: VP 2.4: said:

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967 days 20 hours ago...

No "Go to the chopper" ??? That's blasphemy

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Psycho_Path : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

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967 days 19 hours ago...

Ya where's "Here's Johnny!"

or "So you have to ask yourself, did I fire five shots or 6? Well in all the confusion I've forgotten myself, so you have to ask yourself one question. Do you feel lucky? Well do ya punk?"

or "You wanna know how to get (can't remember his name)? I'll tell you how to get (can't remember his name). Their man has a knife, your man has a gun. They send your man to the hospital, you send their man to the morg. That's how you get (can't remember his name)"

"The name's Bond, James Bond"

Soo many were missed.

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Psycho_Path : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

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967 days 19 hours ago...

Woops, I guess some of those arent one liners, lol, but neither was Samuel L Jackson's last one.

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killer88 : LVL 3: VP 1.2: said:

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967 days 19 hours ago...

wheres ''the names Bond, James Bond''

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Xman8 : LVL 22: VP 3.1: said:

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967 days 19 hours ago...

Wheres the one from The Ringer... I mean :
"When the fuck did we get Ice Cream?"

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Dave Says : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

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967 days 16 hours ago...

"Good, Bad, i'm the guy with the gun." - Bruce Campbell

"I'm here to kickass and chew gum, and i'm all out of gum." -Rowdy Rody Piper

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jeremyc1977 : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

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967 days 15 hours ago...

put him in a body bag johnny, hehehehehehe...now thats classic

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HuMGaLiNG : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

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967 days 15 hours ago...

what movie is " im a cop you idiot " from?

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tony1442 : LVL 17: VP 2.6: said:

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967 days 15 hours ago...

and what about "go ahead make my day"

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jpapa : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

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967 days 13 hours ago...

"im a cop you idiot" is from Kindergarten Cop, and so is his "It's not a tuma" line.

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DOWNCAST : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

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967 days 12 hours ago...

where was GET THE SE MUTHA FUCKING SNAKES OUT OF THIS MATHA FUKIN PLANE !??!??!?!?!??!

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Unmannedperson : LVL 23: VP 3.2: said:

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967 days 11 hours ago...

ehh, u forgot my personal favrite from Canadian Bacon:
Black guy: I'm telling u the black cat always dies first... *akward silence as he looks around nervously and evryone else cracks up*

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Blocks FinestAce : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

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967 days 11 hours ago...

I get older, they stay the same age
haha nice

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D33man : LVL 10: VP 1.9: said:

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967 days 10 hours ago...

Nope, sorry, it was missing "THIS... IS MY BOOMSTICK".

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DaedalusRaist : LVL 13: VP 2.2: said:

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967 days 7 hours ago...

"I love the smell of Napalm in the morning"

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DaedalusRaist : LVL 13: VP 2.2: said:

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967 days 6 hours ago...

And what about most of the Terminator movie quotes?

And how about Die Hard? "Yippi Ki Ay, mutherfucker."

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e99plant : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

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967 days 6 hours ago...

"Who's your daddy and what does he do"

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Nagaria : LVL 14: VP 2.3: said:

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966 days 22 hours ago...

PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN NOW!!! haha

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Xman8 : LVL 23: VP 3.2: said:

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966 days 13 hours ago...

They forgot also from Killer Klowns From Outer Space

"What are you going to do with those pies, boys?"

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TheFrenchGuy18 : LVL 21: VP 3: said:

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966 days 12 hours ago...

MA THE MEATLOAF..........FUCK

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Prof_HaHa : LVL 18: VP 2.7: said:

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965 days 12 hours ago...

this sucked

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Cirok : LVL 25: VP 3.4: said:

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965 days 5 hours ago...

Everything Arny says = best one liners.

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Billy_bonkkerzz : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

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964 days 8 hours ago...

the fuckin rocky ones are the best

yoblo ahh via ldooo
ahahahha

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TheFrenchGuy18 : LVL 30: VP 3.9: said:

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604 days 13 hours ago...

Where`s all the Family Guy clips come on.

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Caramelman : LVL 29: VP 3.8: said:

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604 days 12 hours ago...

WTFFF!?!?!? what about :

RAMBO III: im your worst nightmare

Terminator: Ill be back / hasta la vista ... baby!

Scarface: say hello to my little friend

etc..!

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Pharsical : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

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516 days 23 hours ago...

Haha, Stallone needs subtitles. He`s choking on the inside of his cheeks!

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Falko76 : LVL 13: VP 2.2: said:

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483 days 23 hours ago...

ace ventura.... ????
the monopoly guy.
yes satan?

come on some were good, but definitely not the best, you`re going to have to put way more time into it if you want to have a good compilation

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james1181185 : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

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458 days 4 hours ago...

Shark: I`m tired of this.... RAWR!!!

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Flashback : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

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313 days 17 hours ago...

I was hoping for bob barkers "The price is right....bitch" like 3 lines after adam sandlers line.

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