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Best One-Liners Ever

A montage of some of our favorite movie lines.

posted by SOADdicted26
4/1/2007 2:30:41 AM

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DaedalusRaist : LVL 13: VP 2.2: said:

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967 days 4 hours ago...

"I love the smell of Napalm in the morning"

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DaedalusRaist : LVL 13: VP 2.2: said:

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967 days 4 hours ago...

And what about most of the Terminator movie quotes?

And how about Die Hard? "Yippi Ki Ay, mutherfucker."

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e99plant : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

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967 days 4 hours ago...

"Who's your daddy and what does he do"

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Nagaria : LVL 14: VP 2.3: said:

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966 days 19 hours ago...

PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN NOW!!! haha

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Xman8 : LVL 23: VP 3.2: said:

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966 days 10 hours ago...

They forgot also from Killer Klowns From Outer Space

"What are you going to do with those pies, boys?"

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TheFrenchGuy18 : LVL 21: VP 3: said:

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966 days 10 hours ago...

MA THE MEATLOAF..........FUCK

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Prof_HaHa : LVL 18: VP 2.7: said:

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965 days 9 hours ago...

this sucked

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Cirok : LVL 25: VP 3.4: said:

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965 days 2 hours ago...

Everything Arny says = best one liners.

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Billy_bonkkerzz : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

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964 days 6 hours ago...

the fuckin rocky ones are the best

yoblo ahh via ldooo
ahahahha

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TheFrenchGuy18 : LVL 30: VP 3.9: said:

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604 days 10 hours ago...

Where`s all the Family Guy clips come on.

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Caramelman : LVL 29: VP 3.8: said:

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604 days 10 hours ago...

WTFFF!?!?!? what about :

RAMBO III: im your worst nightmare

Terminator: Ill be back / hasta la vista ... baby!

Scarface: say hello to my little friend

etc..!

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Pharsical : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

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516 days 21 hours ago...

Haha, Stallone needs subtitles. He`s choking on the inside of his cheeks!

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Falko76 : LVL 13: VP 2.2: said:

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483 days 20 hours ago...

ace ventura.... ????
the monopoly guy.
yes satan?

come on some were good, but definitely not the best, you`re going to have to put way more time into it if you want to have a good compilation

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