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Best One-Liners Ever

A montage of some of our favorite movie lines.

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SIlpKn0t : LVL 26: VP 3.5: said:

SIlpKn0t

1 votes NegativePositive

967 days 15 hours ago...

I ruptured my spline at the part with Rocky crying, because I couldn't understand a word he said. I always thought people exaggerated when they did impressions of him mumbling, but I guess it is true to an extent.

berkut : LVL 15: VP 2.4: said:

berkut

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967 days 14 hours ago...

No "Go to the chopper" ??? That's blasphemy

Psycho_Path : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

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967 days 13 hours ago...

Ya where's "Here's Johnny!"

or "So you have to ask yourself, did I fire five shots or 6? Well in all the confusion I've forgotten myself, so you have to ask yourself one question. Do you feel lucky? Well do ya punk?"

or "You wanna know how to get (can't remember his name)? I'll tell you how to get (can't remember his name). Their man has a knife, your man has a gun. They send your man to the hospital, you send their man to the morg. That's how you get (can't remember his name)"

"The name's Bond, James Bond"


Soo many were missed.

Psycho_Path : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

Psycho_Path

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967 days 13 hours ago...

Woops, I guess some of those arent one liners, lol, but neither was Samuel L Jackson's last one.

killer88 : LVL 3: VP 1.2: said:

killer88

-3 votes NegativePositive

967 days 12 hours ago...

wheres ''the names Bond, James Bond''

Xman8 : LVL 22: VP 3.1: said:

Xman8

-2 votes NegativePositive

967 days 12 hours ago...

Wheres the one from The Ringer... I mean :
"When the fuck did we get Ice Cream?"

Dave Says : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

Dave Says

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967 days 9 hours ago...

"Good, Bad, i'm the guy with the gun." - Bruce Campbell

"I'm here to kickass and chew gum, and i'm all out of gum." -Rowdy Rody Piper

jeremyc1977 : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

jeremyc1977

1 votes NegativePositive

967 days 9 hours ago...

put him in a body bag johnny, hehehehehehe...now thats classic

HuMGaLiNG : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

HuMGaLiNG

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967 days 9 hours ago...

what movie is " im a cop you idiot " from?

tony1442 : LVL 17: VP 2.6: said:

tony1442

0 votes NegativePositive

967 days 9 hours ago...

and what about "go ahead make my day"

jpapa : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

jpapa

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967 days 7 hours ago...

"im a cop you idiot" is from Kindergarten Cop, and so is his "It's not a tuma" line.

DOWNCAST : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

DOWNCAST

-1 votes NegativePositive

967 days 6 hours ago...

where was GET THE SE MUTHA FUCKING SNAKES OUT OF THIS MATHA FUKIN PLANE !??!??!?!?!??!

Unmannedperson : LVL 23: VP 3.2: said:

Unmannedperson

0 votes NegativePositive

967 days 5 hours ago...

ehh, u forgot my personal favrite from Canadian Bacon:
Black guy: I'm telling u the black cat always dies first... *akward silence as he looks around nervously and evryone else cracks up*

Blocks FinestAce : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

Blocks FinestAce

1 votes NegativePositive

967 days 5 hours ago...

I get older, they stay the same age
haha nice

D33man : LVL 10: VP 1.9: said:

D33man

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967 days 4 hours ago...

Nope, sorry, it was missing "THIS... IS MY BOOMSTICK".

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