Little Davie attended a horse auction with his father. He watched
as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and
down the horse's legs, rump, and chest.
After a few minutes, Davie
asked, "Dad, why are you
doing that?" His father replied, "Because when I'm buying horses, I
have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I
buy."
Davie, looking worried, said, "Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to
buy Mom."