>>The priest in a small Irish village loved his chickens that he kept
>>in the
>>coop behind the church.
>>One Sunday morning before mass, he went to feed the birds and
>>discovered
>>that the cock was missing.
>>He knew about the cock fights in the village, so he decided to
>>question his
>>parishioners in church.
>>During mass, he asked his congregation, "Has anybody got a
>>cock?".......................
>>
>>All the men stood up.
>>"No, no, that wasn't what I meant. Has any body seen a
>>cock?".........................
>>
>>All the women stood up.
>>"No, no, that wasn't what I meant either. Has anybody seen a cock
>>that
>>doesn't belong to them?"..............
>>
>>Half the women stood up.
>>
>>
>>"No, no, no, that wasn't what I meant. What I really mean is, has
>>anybody
>>seen MY cock?"
>>
>>
>>
>>Sixteen altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up.
>>
