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Girlfriend 1.0, Can you help???

Can anyone help with this software problem my friend is experiencing?

Eighteen months ago he upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking Mates 4.2 which he'd used for years without any trouble. However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off.

To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is also incompatible with several other applications, such as Lads Night Out 3.1, Football 2 and Playboy 6.1. Successive versions of Girlfriend proved no better. A shareware beta-program, Party Girl 2.1 had many bugs and left a virus in his system, forcing him to shut down completely for several weeks. Eventually he tried to run Girlfriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other they caused severe damage to all his hardware.

Sensing a way out, he upgraded to Fiancée 1.0 only to discover that this product has to be upgraded to Wife 1.0. He did this largely because, whilst Wife 1.0 uses up all available resources, it does come bundled with FreeSex Plus and Cleanhouse 2000. However my friend discovered that Wife 1.0 can be very unstable and costly to run. For example, any mistakes he made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted, they then resurfaced months later. Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary Explorer and E-mail porn filter, and can, without warning, launch Photostrop and Whingezip. These latter products have no helpfiles and he has to try and guess the problem himself.

Additional costly problems are that the Wife 1.0 bundle that came with the original system needs updating regularly, requiring Shoe Shop Browser Pro for new attachments and Hairstyle Express needs to be reinstalled every other week. It also conflicted with some of the new games he wanted to try, stating that they are an illegal operation. When Wife 1.0 attaches itself to his Audi TT programme it often crashes or runs the system dry. Wife 1.0 also has a rather annoying pop-up called Mother-in-Law, which can't be turned off.

Recently he's been tempted to try Mistress 2000, but there could be problems, if Wife 1.0 detects the presence of Mistress 2000 it will delete all MS Money files before un-installing itself.

Tough one? Any suggestions???

  • NikNak
  • posted by NikNak
  • Date 12/14/2005 2:51:32 AM
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davywavybaby (Admin) : LVL 43: VP 5: said:2007 Winner

davywavybaby

8 votes NegativePositive

1075 days 9 hours ago...

haha, thats sweet...5/5

Saaaaaad : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

Saaaaaad

6 votes NegativePositive

1073 days 16 hours ago...

a little too drawn out in my opinion...didn't need to be that long..you get the idea pretty quickly...

GreenThorn : LVL 12: VP 2.1: said:

GreenThorn

-6 votes NegativePositive

1071 days 6 hours ago...

LMFAO!!! but im wondering if its fer real..... anyway LOL!! woot mistress 2000 was my favorite part LOL

stinger33 : LVL 26: VP 3.5: said:

stinger33

0 votes NegativePositive

1071 days ago...

lol good shit, but I agree with Saaaaaad.. didn't need to be that long, you do get the joke pretty quick.. still funny shit

hieko : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

hieko

0 votes NegativePositive

1068 days 22 hours ago...

lol its pretty funny how life works out like that

tedmaster : LVL 4: VP 1.3: said:

tedmaster

-1 votes NegativePositive

1066 days 16 hours ago...

????????????????????? i am totally lost

goodeyesniper : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

goodeyesniper

0 votes NegativePositive

1065 days 14 hours ago...

hard to understand but if u can pretty darn good msitress 2000 hhaha

lumbeeboy92 : LVL 2: VP 1.1: said:

lumbeeboy92

0 votes NegativePositive

1057 days ago...

i got an email like that b4 lol funee

asteliapuff39 : LVL 20: VP 2.9: said:

asteliapuff39

0 votes NegativePositive

1056 days 11 hours ago...

that is so dorky and cute!

michaelrayholt : LVL 20: VP 2.9: said:

michaelrayholt

17 votes NegativePositive

1033 days 6 hours ago...

In most cases, one would tend to run Divorce 9.3, but only if PreNup 6.6 had been installed BEFORE Wife 1.0. Otherwise, Divorce 9.3 causes MS Money to halve gross assets and will be infected by the virus Alimony and quite possibly ChildSuprt.

In extreme cases, it is recommended that you either personally delete Wife 1.0 or install HitMan 5.0 to delete Wife 1.0 for you. If you cannot bring yourself to delete Wife 1.0, you must instead install Banality 6.7 or download the freeware program Suicide 17.4 (now with Kevorkian upgrade!).

Hope that helps.

Chowdder : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

Chowdder

2 votes NegativePositive

1030 days 14 hours ago...

better yet formate, upgrade, and install Operating System, PIMP SE. that'll solve it

On3 : LVL 4: VP 1.3: said:

On3

0 votes NegativePositive

1023 days 22 hours ago...

HAHAHA!!! :))

despaxes : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

despaxes

0 votes NegativePositive

989 days 18 hours ago...

too lengthy, good for an inside laugh

puffmax : LVL 21: VP 3: said:

puffmax

0 votes NegativePositive

985 days 23 hours ago...

LIFE......inside a computer

gecko111389 : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

gecko111389

0 votes NegativePositive

984 days 15 hours ago...

pretty involved but sweet nonetheless

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