Its an ordinary day and Superman is flying around in the sky, looking and listening for anyone who is in need of help. As he's flying by a beach, he notices Wonder Woman lying on the beach, completely nude as though she were having sex. Superman thinks to himself... "You know what, I'm all powerful... I'll just fly down, give Wonder Woman a few pumps, get out, and no one will know any better!" So, with that in mind, Superman flies down, pumps Wonder Woman a couple times, and then flies off with a smug expression on his face.
Meanwhile, down on the beach, you hear Invisible Man say, "I don't know about you... but my ass all of a sudden hurts..."