When I got back from Michigan last month
I had a bunch of Canadian dollars I needed to exchange, so I went to
the currency exchange window at the local bank.
Short line. Just one guy in front of me...
An Asian guy who was trying to exchange
yen for dollars and he was a little irritated!
He asked the teller, "Why it change??
Yesterday, I get two huna dolla fo yen.
Today I get huna eighty??
Why it change?"
The teller shrugged her shoulders and
said, "Fluctuations".
The Asian guy says,
"Fluc you white people too!"