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A.S.S. Top Score Short Film

Short film about the man claiming to be first person to use high score name "ASS". He is now coming out of retirement and prepping to make the shift from arcade to console so he can school high school kids in Halo 2.

  • STRetard
  • posted by STRetard
  • Date 3/12/2007 3:45:13 PM
  • Views: 533
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15 Comments

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munky_freq : LVL 24: VP 3.3: said:

munky_freq

11 votes NegativePositive

632 days 16 hours ago...

lol

leth : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

leth

9 votes NegativePositive

632 days 14 hours ago...

lol

plugy : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

plugy

8 votes NegativePositive

632 days 13 hours ago...

lol

numnums : LVL 42: VP 5: said:

numnums

2 votes NegativePositive

632 days 11 hours ago...

LOL

teheasterferret : LVL 14: VP 2.3: said:

teheasterferret

4 votes NegativePositive

632 days 9 hours ago...

lol

ChromeX319 : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

ChromeX319

1 votes NegativePositive

632 days 7 hours ago...

As much as a winner he is... the guy is still a loser. Don't forget about the side kick.

tokentiki : LVL 44: VP 5: said:

tokentiki

3 votes NegativePositive

631 days 16 hours ago...

^^ are you jealous?

ChromeX319 : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

ChromeX319

3 votes NegativePositive

631 days 15 hours ago...

Oh absolutely! Who doesn't want a side kick?

Sev : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

Sev

2 votes NegativePositive

631 days 15 hours ago...

LED ZEP for the WIN!!!

dworakj : LVL 9: VP 1.8: said:

dworakj

3 votes NegativePositive

631 days 14 hours ago...

Kashmir...Nice

lemmyrules : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

lemmyrules

Hidden (Show Comment) -8 votes

631 days 14 hours ago...

You jacked this from Youtube!!!

Onisama : LVL 21: VP 3: said:

Onisama

5 votes NegativePositive

631 days 14 hours ago...

"school high school kids in Halo 2"? poor guy, he's going to be tea bagged at every second...

GimpsterSJ : LVL 15: VP 2.4: said:

GimpsterSJ

-7 votes NegativePositive

631 days 13 hours ago...

Wow. Fucking Pathetic.

I almost thought I was watching a takeoff on Spinal Tap except that the guy thinks he's a legend

antinull.com : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

antinull.com

7 votes NegativePositive

631 days 13 hours ago...

i hate halo cause 8 year olds threaten to tea bag me
its why i canceled my free liftime xbox live sub

thefinalburden : LVL 43: VP 5: said:

thefinalburden

1 votes NegativePositive

631 days 12 hours ago...

lol

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