A little girl: was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher: said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow
a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was
very small.
The little girl: stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher: reiterated that a whale could not swallow a
human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl: said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher: asked, " What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl: replied, "Then you ask him".