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Oklahoma Highway Patrol Story

In most of the United States, there is a policy of checking on any stalled vehicle on the highway when the temperatures drop down to single digits or below.

About 3 AM, one very cold morning, Trooper Allan Nixon #658 responded to a call there was a car off the shoulder of the road outside Shattuck. He located the car, stuck in deep snow, and with the engine still running. Pulling in behind the car with his emergency lights on, the Trooper walked to the driver's door to find an older man passed out behind the wheel with a nearly empty vodka bottle on the seat beside him.

The driver came awake when the Trooper tapped on the window. Seeing the rotating lights in his rearview mirror, and the State Trooper standing next to his car, the man panicked.

He jerked the gearshift into 'drive' and hit the gas. The car's speedometer was showing 20-30-40 and then 50 mph, but it was still stuck in the snow, wheels spinning. Trooper Nixon, having a sense of humor, began running in place next to the speeding, but still stationary car. The driver was totally freaked, thinking the Trooper was actually keeping up with him. This went on for about 30 seconds, then the Trooper yelled at the man to 'Pull over!'

The man obeyed, turned his wheel and stopped the engine.

Needless to say, the man from Dumas, Texas was arrested, and is probably still shaking his head over the State Trooper in Oklahoma who could run 50 miles per hour.

  • Elfie
  • posted by Elfie
  • Date 3/9/2007 12:46:58 PM
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VegaObscura : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

VegaObscura

2 votes NegativePositive

624 days 9 hours ago...

Would make a nice video.

kage_no_shi : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

kage_no_shi

0 votes NegativePositive

622 days 16 hours ago...

Lol, yeah, if done well ^_^

want2party : LVL 18: VP 2.7: said:

want2party

-2 votes NegativePositive

621 days 3 hours ago...

there's no way a speedometer would be able to work if the car was in motion.

o_O-l : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

o_O-l

2 votes NegativePositive

620 days 23 hours ago...

^? Uh, maybe you should take a retard test or something, just think about what you said.

alondite : LVL 18: VP 2.7: said:

alondite

1 votes NegativePositive

620 days 19 hours ago...

^ Lol

...but, i was expecting a punchline or something.

hybrid2d4x4 : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

hybrid2d4x4

2 votes NegativePositive

620 days 11 hours ago...

want2party > i'll overlook you fudging your post to point out that most cars have their speedo linked to the front wheels, so most front-wheel drive cars will show the speed at which the front tires are spinning at, regardless of the vehicle's actual speed.

Also, funny story...

Moparz : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

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0 votes NegativePositive

602 days 20 hours ago...

the speedometer works when the car isn't moving. I did a burnout once on my garage... I wasn't moving but the spedo said I was going 70mph lol so it does work when not moving. It works off the transmission speed.

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