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A blonde, redhead, and brunette were looking at a dictionary for the hardest words they knew.

The brunette's word was quizzical. The redhead's word was photosynthesis. The blonde's word was dick.

  • Bobo12
  • posted by Bobo12
  • Date 3/6/2007 9:45:22 AM
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