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Tortoise Tries To Mate With Guys Foot

I do that same head butt thing when I'm ready to get down myself.

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  • Date 3/3/2007 6:35:36 PM
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GregP : LVL 48: VP 5: said:

GregP

5 votes NegativePositive

630 days 14 hours ago...

He's just standing there letting him go at his foot.

xlambda : LVL 27: VP 3.6: said:

xlambda

3 votes NegativePositive

630 days 13 hours ago...

i didnt even know tortoises made any sound

till today

tony : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

tony

2 votes NegativePositive

630 days 12 hours ago...

lol this is how they extract semen from tortoises for articificial inseminationl...
question: Is tortoise jizzum green?

AdolfOliverBush : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

AdolfOliverBush

-1 votes NegativePositive

630 days 12 hours ago...

If you think about what's going on here... shouldn't this be on Spankwire?

1randomguy : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

1randomguy

0 votes NegativePositive

630 days 10 hours ago...

looool I like how the tortoise rams the foot first then hops on. lol rape!

r3dRoVeR247 : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

r3dRoVeR247

1 votes NegativePositive

630 days 7 hours ago...

awww haha

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