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Frozen W@#ker

Your penis should not be used to open doors, specially when frozen!

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  • Date 3/3/2007 6:30:38 PM
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vXSteelDragonXv : LVL 23: VP 3.2: said:

vXSteelDragonXv

6 votes NegativePositive

630 days ago...

WHY!?

neo214 : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

neo214

0 votes NegativePositive

629 days 22 hours ago...

Eh...

Vizreel : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

Vizreel

Hidden (Show Comment) -10 votes

629 days 22 hours ago...

this is liek impossible to happen

QuietYou : LVL 21: VP 3: said:

QuietYou

2 votes NegativePositive

629 days 22 hours ago...

I've only ever done that with my tongue and that was embarassing enough

tony : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

tony

11 votes NegativePositive

629 days 21 hours ago...

GUARANTEED TO INCREASE THE SIZE OF YOUR MEMBER OR YOUR MONEY BACK!!!

Urzrkymn : LVL 29: VP 3.8: said:

Urzrkymn

3 votes NegativePositive

629 days 21 hours ago...

WTF kinda web address is jokes-time.com?!

Juperdo : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

Juperdo

3 votes NegativePositive

629 days 21 hours ago...

I think he was trying to pee in it (to defrost it). Not really a good idea in my opinion ^^

tommy1980 : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

tommy1980

0 votes NegativePositive

629 days 21 hours ago...

why wud u do that??

Phaithe : LVL 25: VP 3.4: said:

Phaithe

2 votes NegativePositive

629 days 21 hours ago...

Yeah, Juperdo is right, he was gunna take a piss on the lock. Haha.

Spray : LVL 24: VP 3.3: said:

Spray

1 votes NegativePositive

629 days 18 hours ago...

Lol this was a commercial for a car, don't remember what kind though. Funny as hell!

txhav : LVL 6: VP 1.5: said:

txhav

0 votes NegativePositive

629 days 15 hours ago...

i would try that if my member wasn't important to me.

Sloragoth : LVL 21: VP 3: said:

Sloragoth

1 votes NegativePositive

629 days 6 hours ago...

What an utter waste of time and space.

Ayle : LVL 13: VP 2.2: said:

Ayle

0 votes NegativePositive

629 days 1 hour ago...

That was a commercial on a Renault Megane(french car), I think the promoted feature was the keyless entry and the remote start... Kinda old tho...

markdaking : LVL 11: VP 2: said:

markdaking

0 votes NegativePositive

628 days 23 hours ago...

i thought he was going to pee on the car how did it get stuck?

mark.

tatlas72 : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

tatlas72

0 votes NegativePositive

628 days 20 hours ago...

he just got careless and accidently got too close. The rest is fairly obvious.

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