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Man walks into the bedroom

Man walks into the bedroom with a sheep under his arm while his wife is lying in bed reading.

Man says: "This is the pig I have sex with when you've got a headache."

Wife replies: "I think you'll find that is a sheep."

Man replies: "I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep."

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family guy 27 : LVL 10: VP 1.9: said:

family guy 27

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630 days 3 hours ago...

rip off of the soprano's joke

Super-El : LVL 25: VP 3.4: said:

Super-El

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548 days 1 hour ago...

shouldn't it be he walks in with a pig under his arm?

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