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Close Skydiving Call

If he had jumped a second earlier, he'd be a goner.

posted by Stubbo
12/7/2005 9:38:50 AM

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darkrains : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

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1082 days 1 hour ago...

Pretty damn close

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Kheiron : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

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1082 days ago...

Edited to add a Language warning.
Fuck that for a thrill.

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Spiral : LVL 42: VP 5: said:

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1081 days 23 hours ago...

whats the green line?

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Scienott (Admin) : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

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1081 days 23 hours ago...

Damn! What was that pilot thinking?

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Fubar : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

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1081 days 23 hours ago...

Skydiviers! 200 points each!

Argh, I missed.

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Kheiron : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

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1081 days 23 hours ago...

The green line is sunlight reflecting on the camera lens.

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dil_chil : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

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1081 days 22 hours ago...

"Damn! What was that pilot thinking?"
Something like" Oh shit i'm going to hit him!" or "I'm gonna get that son of a bicth!"

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highflyer : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

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1081 days 20 hours ago...

I think if he had farted he'd been a goner.

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darktemplar31 : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

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1081 days 19 hours ago...

"If he had jumped a second earlier, he'd be a goner."

A second LATER!

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.mindless : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

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1081 days 18 hours ago...

Sooner, idiot. Then he'd be at the same level as the plane instead of above it.

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manderson6309 : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

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1081 days 17 hours ago...

You spend money and get a pilots license to get away from pedestirans with a death wish...only to find, you failed!

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Saint : LVL 19: VP 2.8: said:

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1081 days 16 hours ago...

Im sure the pilote was tryin to hit em...

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VegaObscura : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

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1081 days 16 hours ago...

LOL @ manderson.

Mindless, you're right, but calling people idiot isn't called for.

I'll bet when they got to the ground the other diver would say "What's that smell?".

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Maestro : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

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1081 days 16 hours ago...

pilot never saw em.
the jumper saw the plane, and u can too. its on the left hand side of the screen, small white object.
he pulls the cord and therefore misses the aircraft. if he wouldnt of pulled the chord, he would of crashed right into it.

so its not the aircraft that would have crashed into the skydiver, its the skydiver that would of crashed into the aircraft.

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