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Myself getting owned by flashbang grena...

At a weekend airsoft event early in 2005, I need to relieve myself from the large amount of fluids i consumed the night before( Alcohol of course). I made the mistake of not locking the door on the portaloo, and the site owner (Shaun, I will get revenge for this) decided to have some fun at my exspence and threw in a MK5 flashbang grenade in to the portaloo, while pinning the door shut... Luckily with a hefty shove with my 280lbs frame and a expletive squeal i managed to JUST escape before the blast got me.

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Davoc : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

Davoc

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1453 days 14 hours ago...

ha ha squeal like a pig bitch!!
who forgets to lock the door in a public toilet anyway?

AussieGuy : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

AussieGuy

1 votes NegativePositive

1453 days 14 hours ago...

Thats no bloody mk5 flashbang !!!! It was a pissy little cracker.

1:You dont light flashbangs... otherwise there would be huge accidents.
2:Flashbangs make 1000 times more sound then that.
3:A flashbang at that range would leave a nice burn.

supershrek : LVL 15: VP 2.4: said:

supershrek

0 votes NegativePositive

1453 days 14 hours ago...

Cocky know -it-all eh!

http://img480.imageshack.us/img480/4462/mk56il.jpg

1 - MK5 Thunderflash as seen in the link above was used.... Typo on my part.
2 - The loudness doesn't come through on the cam, believe me they are very loud


Davoc... it's a private gaming site... i knew everyone there, didn't think i'd get stitched up/

Manip : LVL 29: VP 3.8: said:

Manip

0 votes NegativePositive

1453 days 13 hours ago...

Flashbang my ass.. That wasn't even a good fire cracker...

You know a REAL flashbang could have caused serious injury if it had been used like that...

L to the iQuId : LVL 23: VP 3.2: said:

L to the iQuId

-3 votes NegativePositive

1453 days 9 hours ago...

AussieGuy your right there is no mk5 flashbang this guy is talking about little kid shit.. those are kid game flash bangs which dont even blind you its just a small fire cracker type light and its moderatly loud.. nothing close too a DB of an actually flash or brightness... >_>

ze_resistance : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

ze_resistance

-7 votes NegativePositive

1453 days 8 hours ago...

you are fat, and all your friends are fat, have you ever had sex with a pretty girl ?

-Frontlin_E[ph511]r- : LVL 25: VP 3.4: said:

-Frontlin_E[ph511]r-

-2 votes NegativePositive

1453 days 6 hours ago...

Repost.

kidd430 : LVL 3: VP 1.2: said:

kidd430

-3 votes NegativePositive

1453 days 6 hours ago...

Flashbang my ass damp squib more like... Still fun all the same

AussieGuy : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

AussieGuy

-1 votes NegativePositive

1453 days 6 hours ago...

Quote: Cocky know -it-all eh!

Sure do...

FutureVillain : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

FutureVillain

-2 votes NegativePositive

1453 days 5 hours ago...

gets 1/5 for explaining the video before even SEEING the video

supershrek : LVL 15: VP 2.4: said:

supershrek

-1 votes NegativePositive

1453 days 5 hours ago...

eh?!?!? it's me in the video dumb ass

AussieGuy : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

AussieGuy

-1 votes NegativePositive

1453 days 4 hours ago...

And...

wheety : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

wheety

0 votes NegativePositive

1452 days 23 hours ago...

Didn't look like much of a struggle to get out of there. One guy with one hand on the door? Not exactly pinning the door shut.

Daedalus : LVL 11: VP 2: said:

Daedalus

0 votes NegativePositive

1452 days 15 hours ago...

Pretty interesting.

By the way, it most likely would not matter WHAT type of grenade or explosive got thrown in, because most people would react the same way to all types: run like hell.

Besides, just check the link supershrek provided. Those "Thunderflash Mk 5"s look pretty real to me.

And, like he said, not all sound went through the camera microphone. Maybe because there might be a feature in such cameras that prevent sounds that are above a certain intensity level (110+ Decibels) from being recorded so as to protect home consumers when they watch tapes at home from being deafened by excessive sound intensity (as 110 dB can deafen a person, 130 dB can cause pain, and anything above 130 dB causes Immediate Ear Damage).

But who am I to say anything? I just happen to use logic more often than emotion... Not that anyone else here uses more emotion than logic, as that would be rather atypical for males (which I am assuming make up the majority of people who frequent this website).

supershrek : LVL 15: VP 2.4: said:

supershrek

0 votes NegativePositive

1452 days 14 hours ago...

Daedalus. Thanks, at least someone saw the funny side of it....

MK5 thunderflashers have been recorded at 125dB, put that in a confined space like a portaploddy....


I saw the funny side though.

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