Scotsman, Englishman and Irishman are discussing parenthood
Scotsman: I was cleaning out my 14 year old daughters room the other day and to my horror i found ciggarettes in there.
Englishman: A similar thing happened to me i was putting away some clothes I'm my 14 year old daughters room and found a bottle of vodka I could not believe it i was very shocked.
Irishman: My daughters 14 i couldn't believe it i was tidying her room and found condoms in her top drawer. I nearly fainted with shock I had no ideas she had a cock!
