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MaZaui : LVL 17: VP 2.6: said:

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1016 days 14 hours ago...

didn't see that coming lol

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poison_R34 : LVL 11: VP 2: said:

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1016 days 14 hours ago...

LMFAO. That made my day.

every body just skip to teh 30th second

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CaptainDistraction : LVL 10: VP 1.9: said:

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1016 days 14 hours ago...

Does anyone know exactly what went wrong? You know, just in case I'm ever in the position where I have to fire one of those things.

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1MONKEY1 : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

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1016 days 14 hours ago...

lol that was great.

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Flynn_2006 : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

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1016 days 14 hours ago...

@captaindistraction

It just seems the rocket didn't ignit. perhaps a cliche in the combustion chamber.

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NYhardcore80 : LVL 23: VP 3.2: said:

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1016 days 13 hours ago...

french/canadian military?? ya gotta love when that thing when out, everybody just runnin' everywhere!

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NYhardcore80 : LVL 23: VP 3.2: said:

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1016 days 13 hours ago...

never buy surplus parts from the military especially russian parts. lol

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sk1skar : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

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1016 days 12 hours ago...

ahhahahaha funny shit

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Drunky McStumblestein : LVL 12: VP 2.1: said:

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1016 days 12 hours ago...

HAHAHAH LOL What happend to the crew? they blow up?

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numnums : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

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1016 days 11 hours ago...

Oh CanaDUH.....I heard french so blame CanaDUH!

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zapper8999 : LVL 26: VP 3.5: said:

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1016 days 11 hours ago...

Wow Drunky McStumblestein you're really an idiot, I had only suspected it up till now. What do you think happened? Miss the laughing and the fact that we are watching the video.

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originalglenn : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

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1016 days 9 hours ago...

lol @ zapper ^^^^

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Slammed : LVL 13: VP 2.2: said:

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1016 days 5 hours ago...

@NYhardcore

They speak English in Canada, you do realize? French might be an official second language but its only about 22% of the population that can actually speak it and even less than has it as their only language.

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Kell : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

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1016 days 4 hours ago...

Its a French/Canadian ERYX. "The missile uses a low-speed "soft launch" that enables it to be fired from confined spaces." I guess their definition of "soft-launch" needs some working on.

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Deroy : LVL 20: VP 2.9: said:

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1016 days 4 hours ago...

goddamn commercials!! fuck you spiked

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demon : LVL 41: VP 4.9: said:

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1016 days 4 hours ago...

listen, get firefox get ad-block plus and filterset.G and there will be no ads. even the video ads at the start of each video.

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Jobbo_Fett : LVL 27: VP 3.6: said:

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1016 days 4 hours ago...

Those guys are part of the canadian army if you guys wanted to know. Also, that would suck arse if that thing had gone off...

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Takaa : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

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1016 days 3 hours ago...

zomg that was fucked up lol poor bastards

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Kell : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

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1016 days 3 hours ago...

@demon, where do I get the filterset.G from?

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dr. feelgood : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

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1016 days 1 hour ago...

that would scare the living shit outa me

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jtown1bb : LVL 30: VP 3.9: said:

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1016 days 1 hour ago...

premature ejac

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ThreadbareSaint : LVL 23: VP 3.2: said:

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1016 days 1 hour ago...

Damn! where are my emergency boxers?

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Taranaki : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

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1016 days 1 hour ago...

WOw that was an amazing training video, sorry but i feel asleep waiting for something to happen. Missile equals bang, where is the bang? I`m disappointed....

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PhotonSabreX : LVL 5: VP 1.4: said:

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1016 days 1 hour ago...

Where's the end? The feed stopped before the damn thing even exploded. Hell, it might not have even blown up at all. Still, that definitely made me jump. 5/5.

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julianvdv : LVL 2: VP 1.1: said:

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1016 days ago...

HOLY GODDAMN SHIT

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-=TaPOuTcReW=- : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

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1016 days ago...

That was great! title description fooled me

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mGoLos : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

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1015 days 23 hours ago...

ahahahahahaaahahaa ... reminds me of new years eve. You know when your rocket stays in the sand or hammers straight into a lamppost and back down on you? Good times, good times.

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Überfuckerwit : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

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1015 days 22 hours ago...

what do you expect, their french!

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Disco Dan : LVL 12: VP 2.1: said:

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1015 days 22 hours ago...

Thats a Javelin anti-tank rocket, trust me i'm in the army. The cost around $150,000 USD a shot!

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rabbit12345 : LVL 9: VP 1.8: said:

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1015 days 22 hours ago...

wow that would scare the crap out of me, it got me pretty good lol

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jdinasheville : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

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1015 days 21 hours ago...

I think that might be the anti anti-tank rocket.

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JadedEagle : LVL 3: VP 1.2: said:

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1015 days 21 hours ago...

Imagine being one of those guys... damn you guys wanna go grab some McDonald.. OH SHIT lol

Must of been a cool story to tell the guys! But is it just me, or is it a prank that they played? The camera guy laughs as soon as it blasts and then the other guys are mellow about it... then again they are French

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Breakdown : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

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1015 days 20 hours ago...

Only in Kanaduh.
The Kanucks ran as if they were descendants from the Frenchies—oh, wait. ;)

5|5
+FAVORITE

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Phanto : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

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1015 days 20 hours ago...

^^
Yeah, as a big fat kid sitting behind his computer, you can say that. But I'd like to see what your reaction would be if a 8 lbs HEAT charge fell at your feet.

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Jeff_from_MD : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

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1015 days 19 hours ago...

they're not french. They're canadians speaking with the french-quebecan accent that no french could understand.

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f4i : LVL 23: VP 3.2: said:

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1015 days 18 hours ago...

rewind the spring :(

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BooYaka : LVL 21: VP 3: said:

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1015 days 18 hours ago...

Fuck me that was classic!

FlyingSpagettiMonster's a buttcrack licking twat! Yay!

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snow2dman : LVL 5: VP 1.4: said:

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1015 days 18 hours ago...

damn

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MANWHORE : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

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1015 days 18 hours ago...

They forgot to light the wick?

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therogueranger : LVL 9: VP 1.8: said:

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1015 days 17 hours ago...

Methinks that a was prank...

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arnold123 : LVL 12: VP 2.1: said:

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1015 days 16 hours ago...

hahahahahah nice :)

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phyl : LVL 6: VP 1.5: said:

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1015 days 15 hours ago...

Hell i jumped irl.

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Dooobs : LVL 9: VP 1.8: said:

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1015 days 14 hours ago...

2 words

RO FELL

(Rofl)

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High_Octane : LVL 24: VP 3.3: said:

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1015 days 14 hours ago...

Lol, I just saw this on Attack of the Show today!

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thebibi : LVL 7: VP 1.6: said:

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1015 days 13 hours ago...

Holy crap! lol
I'm from Québec and i've just entered in the army.

Hell... I require some augmentation in equipement maintenant budget! lol

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demontrace : LVL 15: VP 2.4: said:

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1015 days 12 hours ago...

Yeah, it's nice you get 35 seconds of just sitting around waiting for something to happen.

I like that you get to hear laughing, as if someone pulled that as a prank. After the tank you were originally firing at is destroyed, you'd have to damn near lynch the idiot that pulled the prank. Nothing like jeopardizing the lives of your comrades in battle.

If it was no prank, I still wouldn't be laughing, and I wouldn't be standing anywhere near a dud. Who knows what might happen.

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WolfXI : LVL 23: VP 3.2: said:

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1015 days 11 hours ago...

Holy...

o.O

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1randomguy : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

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1015 days 9 hours ago...

"Its a French/Canadian ERYX. "The missile uses a low-speed "soft launch" that enables it to be fired from confined spaces." I guess their definition of "soft-launch" needs some working on."

Exactly most modern anti-missile use "soft-launch" this is just to get the missile out to reduce recoil then the missile ignites once out of the launcher.

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TBCG : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

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1015 days 8 hours ago...

What the hell did Flynn_2006 mean by "Cliche in the combustion chamber"?

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syra : LVL 11: VP 2: said:

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1015 days 7 hours ago...

I think the French are better off with just the white flags

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orion1979 : LVL 22: VP 3.1: said:

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1015 days 7 hours ago...

i swear that happened to me playing "battlefield 1942

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xerostar33 : LVL 30: VP 3.9: said:

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1015 days 6 hours ago...

That would've scared the shit out of me at first...

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duckfi8 : LVL 26: VP 3.5: said:

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1015 days 5 hours ago...

omg they almost got owned by there own missle rofl

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webduck : LVL 12: VP 2.1: said:

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1015 days 4 hours ago...

nice one

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bell559 : LVL 5: VP 1.4: said:

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1015 days 3 hours ago...

fuckin adverts.. spiked sellouts

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Nips916 : LVL 18: VP 2.7: said:

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1015 days 2 hours ago...

Rofl at how instantly frantic they were.

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EroticShaVingCream : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

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1015 days 2 hours ago...

hahahahahahahahahhaha

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Mr6Sozac : LVL 22: VP 3.1: said:

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1015 days 1 hour ago...

scary X_X

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afrochapin : LVL 14: VP 2.3: said:

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1015 days 1 hour ago...

lmao. They pooped out a rocket.

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roothless2006 : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

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1015 days 1 hour ago...

HAHAHA did it blow up or what?

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On3 : LVL 7: VP 1.6: said:

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1014 days 23 hours ago...

do that happen to guns too? hehe

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El_Jeffe : LVL 23: VP 3.2: said:

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1014 days 23 hours ago...

Hey, Roothless2006, you're a moron.

However, even though you're an idiot, this video has still made my day.

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Dorbot : LVL 13: VP 2.2: said:

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1014 days 23 hours ago...

Annie 18

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OlaoTakei : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

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1014 days 23 hours ago...

HAHAHHAHHAA I bet they needed new pants

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tootles : LVL 14: VP 2.3: said:

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1014 days 22 hours ago...

FUCKING BUFFERING!!!

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ron jeremy 4 prez : LVL 15: VP 2.4: said:

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1014 days 20 hours ago...

those are french canadian... probably in afganistan... in french :elle est bonne = thats a good one (joke).

ca l'excite en osti les gars quand tu sort de d'la! = im fuckig happy to get out of ther guys!!! (not textualy)

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Acer_Vartan : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

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1014 days 20 hours ago...

These AT rounds need to travel a certain distance before arming, there was little chance of it exploding. The employ an inital combustion based paunch followed by a secondary "Wrap araound" that ignites after a 100 meters or so and takes it the rest of the way. Obviously the inital shot failed. The ERYX is not a bad peice of equipment, I believe it is actually a French (as in france) design, not Canadian., though the Canadians do use it.

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AzzO : LVL 8: VP 1.7: said:

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1014 days 16 hours ago...

that'll leanr'em fer not being with the big dogs

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Anthraxz : LVL 4: VP 1.3: said:

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1013 days 21 hours ago...

:P:P Wow!

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otester : LVL 29: VP 3.8: said:

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1012 days 22 hours ago...

MILAN (french ATGM).

The missiles drops out then fires IIRC. Need more room :)

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spyrule : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

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1011 days 17 hours ago...

Hmm,

If I remember my lessons correctly, The eryx is actually based off of a loose design from the Javelin missile system. All shoulder launched missiles now launch with a "soft launch" as a previous comment mentioned, but the reason is to eject the missile from its hold position, and allow the guidance fins to fully lock in the open position. The initial boost is typically ignited by a 1/4(or less) ounce of C4, that is used ignite the internal gyroscope, and to allow for back pressure launch to get the missile out, usually 3-7 meters. At which point the main engine ignites and boosts the missile to it's top speed. Most of these missile only arm the warhead 1-3 seconds after the main engine ignites, this prevents pre-mature detonation. But as for everybody scrambling,
their would have only been 4 people around that launch.
3 in the missile detachment, and in this case, the cameraman. And if somebody droped a grenade at your feet, you'd run like hell too, if not, your an idiot.

btw, I used to be IN the canadian army, and the official language is english first, and french second. both are accepted, and for those morons who have never read history, Canadian ancestry, is more british, then french.

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Dellian : LVL 29: VP 3.8: said:

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1011 days 8 hours ago...

Wow SpikeHumor has sold themselves out...

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Lancelot : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

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1011 days 2 hours ago...

ERYX is a pioneer of the third generation of missiles and it has been the initiator of innovative technologies that have been taken up by many other missiles :

- Force control for manoeuvrability,
- Tandem charges to defeat reactive armour,
- Low speed ejection to enable firing in enclosed spaces or in urban combat,
- Pulsed beacon as an anti-jamming measure.

Since 1994, a total of 48,500 ERYX missiles and 3,200 fire units have been sold to seven nations.

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~TechHead~ : LVL 2: VP 1.1: said:

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1010 days 20 hours ago...

Wow.. that would reallllllllyy suck.

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false.zero : LVL 15: VP 2.4: said:

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1010 days 18 hours ago...

Drunky McStumblestein got OWNED.

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THE DASSANATOR : LVL 7: VP 1.6: said:

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1010 days 18 hours ago...

I would of shit my pants without a doubt. then I would of blown up. lol

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Seftak : LVL 7: VP 1.6: said:

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1010 days 16 hours ago...

Ah merde, c'est vraiment des quebecois. Honte a nous sur ce coup la. lol

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thatkoreanguy : LVL 10: VP 1.9: said:

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1010 days 3 hours ago...

lol. couldn't get it up.

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nana2222 : LVL 13: VP 2.2: said:

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1009 days 11 hours ago...

wtf wow thet shit must be from russia.
the israelis are the great at this weponends buy this from them and it will explowed when it comes at the ground next time lol.....
5/5.

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JayClericus : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

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1008 days 20 hours ago...

commercials suck, especially when advertising stuff only found in the uSa, that stuff not found locally, but then i guess everyone online lives in the UsA ?

typical french soldiers running away !

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klattuu : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

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1007 days 23 hours ago...

Me thinks that maybe their air gun needs a new spring,a clean & new rifling to regain it`s ability,to sting wee schoolkids arse`s Huh.

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