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A husband and wife were sharing a bottle of wine when the husband said, “I bet you can't tell me something that will make me happy and sad at the same time".

The wife thought for a few moments, then said, "Your dick's bigger than your brother's".

posted by DaVyWaVyBaBy
2/9/2007 11:06:52 AM

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Ally_Cat : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

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606 days 7 hours ago...

HAHA bet he's sorry he asked

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rosuas : LVL 28: VP 3.7: said:

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605 days 11 hours ago...

Now if that really happened to you would you be happy or sad lol

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SpecOps : LVL 18: VP 2.7: said:

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604 days 1 hour ago...

Woot, I have a bigger dick.. but wait, how does she know.....

I think that would be happy for a fraction of a second, then sad, still not both at the same time.

How much would the husband win on that bet?

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