An Australian woman was having a shower and slipped over on the bathroom floor.
Instead of slipping over forwards or backwards, she slipped over, did the splits and suctioned herself to the floor.
She yelled out for her husband Jacko. "Jacko! Jacko!" she yelled. Jacko came running in.
"Jacko, I've bloody suctioned myself to the floor" she said.
"Strewth!" Jacko said and tried to pull her up.
"You're just too heavy girl. I'll go across the road and get Bluey" (his mate).
They came back and they both tried to pull her up. "No way. We can't do it"
Bluey said "Lets try Plan C"
"Plan C?" exclaimed Jacko. "What's that"?
"I'll go home and get my hammer and chisel and we'll break the tiles under her"
"Spot on" Jacko said. "While your doing that, I'll stay here and play with her tits"
"Play with her tits"? Bluey said, "Why the hell would you want to do that"?
Jacko replied "Well, I reckon if I can get her wet enough, we can slide her into the kitchen where the tiles aren't so expensive"
