A black guy and a white guy had been working together for many years, and the white guy always seemed happy. One day the black guy asked him" Why are you always so happy?" To which the white guy replied " Every day I make love to my wife after telling her this poem, " My lady with hair so blonde and eyes so blue, lay down and let me make sweet love to you."
The next day the black guy shows up with a busted lip and a bruised eye. The white guy asked him what happened. "Well", he said, "I tried telling my wife a poem and it didn"t work." "What did you say?", asked the white guy.
I told her, "Nappy head, nappy head, eyes like a frog. Bend over bitch so I can fuck you like a dog."
