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Change Your Course Now - Military

This is the transcript of an actual radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October, 1995.

Radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations on November 10, 1995.

Americans: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision.

Canadians: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.

Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.

Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS, AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, THAT'S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER-MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.

Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call.

  • deji
  • posted by deji
  • Date 1/29/2007 5:28:01 AM
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EVIL GOKU : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

EVIL GOKU

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1031 days 18 hours ago...

hahah omg my stomach hurts so much

Shazam0527 : LVL 3: VP 1.2: said:

Shazam0527

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1031 days ago...

umm this is an old old old old joke.. not an actual transcript..

deji : LVL 21: VP 3: said:

deji

2 votes NegativePositive

1028 days 23 hours ago...

^ Umm yea, thats possibly why its in the jokes section.. hmmm?

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