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One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender: "Drinks for all on me including you, bartender." So the bartender follows the mans orders and says: "That will be $36.50 please." The drunk says he has no money so the bartender slaps him around and throws him out.

The next night the same drunk comes in again and orders a drink for everyone in the bar including the bartender. Again the bartender follows instructions and again the drunk says he has no money. So the bartender slaps him around and throws him out.

On the third night he comes in, the drunk orders drinks for all except the bartender. "What, no drink for me?" replies the bartender. "Oh, no. You get violent when you drink."

  • deji
  • posted by deji
  • Date 1/29/2007 5:25:45 AM
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alondite : LVL 18: VP 2.7: said:

alondite

4 votes NegativePositive

670 days 1 hour ago...

By the third night, or even the second, wouldn't the bartender assume that the drunk has no money?

Hudelf : LVL 11: VP 2: said:

Hudelf

4 votes NegativePositive

669 days 19 hours ago...

^Oh no. He gets forgetful when he drinks.

xXxScOoByXxX : LVL 13: VP 2.2: said:

xXxScOoByXxX

2 votes NegativePositive

668 days 12 hours ago...

funn.y.. but i agree with the first guy... shouldn't he ask for the money firsthand on the second day

deji : LVL 23: VP 3.2: said:

deji

2 votes NegativePositive

663 days 1 hour ago...

Its a joke, who cares?

slobad : LVL 8: VP 1.7: said:

slobad

0 votes NegativePositive

635 days 22 hours ago...

^i agree. jokes, much like cartoons, dont have to make sence

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