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Talking Italian

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:

''Emma come first. I come. Dennis come and Dennis come again. I come again. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come once-a-more.''

''You foul-mouthed swine,'' retorted the lady indignantly. ''In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public.''

''Hey, coola down lady,'' said the man. ''Imma just tella my friend howa to spella Mississippi.''

  • khahn4
  • posted by khahn4
  • Date 1/21/2007 10:09:04 AM
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Girl George : LVL 16: VP 2.5: said:

Girl George

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718 days 20 hours ago...

Great.

irishboy0 : LVL 15: VP 2.4: said:

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718 days 2 hours ago...

ha!

alondite : LVL 18: VP 2.7: said:

alondite

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716 days 16 hours ago...

instead of "dennis" coming, its supposed to be "the two asses come together."

whatevs, i still love this joke.

Egis : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

Egis

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716 days 14 hours ago...

hilarious

DontStoned : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

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703 days 18 hours ago...

love it. my friend has this on a shirt

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