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He just didn't sell the pork.

posted by kAyOs
9/8/2005 12:00:00 AM

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InnerD : LVL 21: VP 3: said:

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1041 days 1 hour ago...

I guess POK is illegal over there? ROFL.
What language? Korean?

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bruneo : LVL 13: VP 2.2: said:

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1040 days 23 hours ago...

its like its own language. They seem to understand each other ok, but even with the subtitles I can hardly keep up.

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kAyOs : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

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1040 days 20 hours ago...

i think its indonesian or malaysian

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teheasterferret : LVL 2: VP 1.1: said:

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1040 days 14 hours ago...

holy shit that had me rolling

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frederik99 : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

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1040 days 7 hours ago...

probably india or pakistan, where they speak english, but where many follow islam (thus the hallal comment.)

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emcy87 : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

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1040 days 2 hours ago...

OII NO POK!!!!!
ROFL!

that's how they speak english in Malaysia and Singapore. we speak it so that no one else knows what we're talking about behind their backs(besides us)

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TJ236 : LVL 5: VP 1.4: said:

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1039 days 13 hours ago...

no halal garbage in india... ummm wikipedia maybe?

BTW, this seems so staged...

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rocknmetal : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

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1039 days 13 hours ago...

This is from Singapore, I think my friend knows the people who did the prank.
The store is an Indian muslim store that is why it doesn't have pork and the person who takes order is an Indian.

It is much funnier if you understand the chinese dilacet they speaking and the local scene here.

Yes I did received this audio prank from my friend 2 weeks ago, glad that I can see it here too.

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jindaum : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

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1039 days 13 hours ago...

InnerD: its definitely not korean......it sounded indian to me

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tikuamyn : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

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1039 days 13 hours ago...

lmao..... this is from sinagpore.. i am from nz but work with singaporians so i can understand it well... the waiter sounds like indian/paki.

This might be not be a orginal prank as the waiter sounds a bit unoriginal... but i might be wrong

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wildgremlinz : LVL 3: VP 1.2: said:

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1039 days 13 hours ago...

roflzmao...
i cant think i can survive in a world without no pork >.<

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jtown1bb : LVL 29: VP 3.8: said:

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1039 days 12 hours ago...

the last couple seconds scared me cause i had minimized the screen LOL

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ArtDamage911 : LVL 11: VP 2: said:

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1039 days 12 hours ago...

dude, he has no pork.

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tha_help : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

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1039 days 12 hours ago...

Anyone have the number to RK House? This sounds fun!

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thejoe : LVL 15: VP 2.4: said:

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1039 days 11 hours ago...

i would so fuckin call them

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unchangable : LVL 8: VP 1.7: said:

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1039 days 9 hours ago...

Guess he doesn't want to be pok'd.

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haloizgod : LVL 15: VP 2.4: said:

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1039 days 9 hours ago...

on the guy that is callin is asian and the guy that is takin the order is indian (on offense) lol great clip XD

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RockyHero : LVL 24: VP 3.3: said:

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1039 days 8 hours ago...

Yes it's from Singapore, I know it because i'm from there, this use to be just an audio being passed around the internet, now they just add in the sub title and made it into a video.

The language that guy used to communicate with his friend is a mixture of mandarin, hokkien and english. Don't laugh at us, that's how most of the local here speaks, we call it Singlish. Thanks to our mixed culture!

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=singlish

btw don't mistake it for a prank call, the recording was done live with the intent to ridicule the indian stallholder's accent and no it's not staged.

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sylvain : LVL 21: VP 3: said:

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1039 days 8 hours ago...

ya its indonesion, I know cause of that nasi goring, thats an indonesian yellow rice dish
5/5

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vince__00 : LVL 16: VP 2.5: said:

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1039 days 8 hours ago...

Got to love the disrespect of the mans religion...but it weas funny...jsust dont condone the pok'in fun of muslims lol

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Ultimate : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

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1039 days 6 hours ago...

the end scared the shit out of me

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theandaid : LVL 22: VP 3.1: said:

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1039 days 6 hours ago...

lol i have the friends they are indian, also sound very much like this i tell you !

great clip, 5/5 :P

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torne : LVL 15: VP 2.4: said:

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1039 days 5 hours ago...

i am an aussie but i lived in singapore for 7 years. they are speaking singlish which is a cross between english / chinese (manderin,cantonese,hokien)/malaysian/indian (hindi, tamil).

basically the guy ordering is @ a local hawker stall (food court where they make food of all kinds) he has probably walked up to "halal" stall where they sell halal food for muslim/islamic people. they dont eat pork because it is a dirty animal and it has a wet nose. (same thing goes with dogs, they dont like dogs because they have wet noses)

so yeah you get the point.. he keeps asking for pork.. but they obviously dont sell it, and its pretty offensive because its like running up to a jew and stealing his hat or something.

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kutysam : LVL 13: VP 2.2: said:

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1039 days 5 hours ago...

Another singaporean here...
If you guys are in Singapore.. you guys will really find this extremely hilarious

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theshotgun : LVL 16: VP 2.5: said:

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1039 days 5 hours ago...

lmao that's the shit right there

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flying_spaghetti_monster : LVL 3: VP 1.2: said:

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1039 days 3 hours ago...

Childish harassment.

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Muufley : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

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1039 days 2 hours ago...

^^ No sense of humor

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nyairorokidul2000 : LVL 16: VP 2.5: said:

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1039 days 2 hours ago...

Haiyaa, you piple ah. so blurr wan lah. det flers must come from either Malaysia or Singapore wan. De furst two flers tok Hokkien wat, den de ader flers spik Inglis with Indian eksent wat. You piple need to see more of the world lah. dis wan like katak under the tempurung onli, stil wan to tok sam more.
But I tink ah, dis clip fake wan ah, because det Indian fler soo stereotypical wan lah. where got piple tok so like dat wan, onli in siri komedi on tivi onli.
(still in English but you might need a Malaysian or a Singaporean to translate for you)

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Vicsand : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

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1039 days 2 hours ago...

that was.. seriously 1 of the funniest shit i've ever heard in a while

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Z3rG : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

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1039 days 1 hour ago...

if i ever walk past that restaurant i'll be sure to bring a pork chop or something.

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canadiandude : LVL 22: VP 3.1: said:

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1039 days 1 hour ago...

there was a lot of Chinese in there, a couple words of Thai, and a bunch of Indian, and English spoken with an Indian accent, maybe even a bit of Cantonese. whatever the hell, that was funny. No Fuckin' Pok!

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Poita : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

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1038 days 19 hours ago...

Damn that's about as ugly a dialect of English as you can get. Sounds worse than the cast of 'Idiocracy'.

Pretty funny though.

I udnerstand that Muslims and Jews don't eat pork but why do they scream even at the mention of it?

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wirehead : LVL 12: VP 2.1: said:

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1038 days 19 hours ago...

Hehehe! That's from Singapore yo! Pissin off that poor old mama dude in the middle of the night. Sigh.

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dankhar : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

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1038 days 18 hours ago...

LoL, I haven't heard a good prank like that in a while. :)

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xiaoyuer : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

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1038 days 12 hours ago...

LOL
woot ~
pure 100% singlish

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xiaoyuer : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

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1038 days 12 hours ago...

LOL
woot ~
pure 100% singlish

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MAD-FING : LVL 11: VP 2: said:

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1037 days 20 hours ago...

lol

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heryk : LVL 20: VP 2.9: said:

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1037 days 13 hours ago...

why don't the rest of the singaporeans clarify the mistakes here?
1. yes it is in singapore. india or pakistan is wrong. indonesia and malaysia negative.
2. the 2 buggers speak english to the indian, chinese and hokkien(NOT CANTONESE) among themselves
3. babi=malay language for pork
4. nasi goreng is a malay dish. indonesia comes under malays ethnically.

i didn't find it very funny. and singlish is not what you'd use to promote your country. sad.

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jezzn : LVL 8: VP 1.7: said:

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1036 days 16 hours ago...

do you have anything with bacon?

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Optional Snake : LVL 20: VP 2.9: said:

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1036 days 15 hours ago...

Lmao, "Valy Chip"

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-adam- : LVL 20: VP 2.9: said:

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1032 days 13 hours ago...

lol nasi babi

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