John and Linda lived in a small apartment. One day, they each had an overwhelming urge to make love, but they couldn't with thier 10 year old son in the flat.
To get rid of him they gave him a 'mission', he had to stand on their balcony and find out what was going on outside. While they were love-making, the boy stood on the balcony and observed the area surrounding the apartment block.
"Well," he shouted through, "the roads are pretty empty. Oh wait, an ambulance just went by."
A few minutes later he yelled, "Hey the ice cream van is coming! Can I have an ice cream?"
When he got no answer, he started watching out again.
"Looks like the Jones's are walking their dog now......and the Thomsons have just started fucking as well."
His parents shot up in alarm and shouted "How the hell do you
know that!?"
He said "Their boy is standing on their balcony too."
