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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Not a damn thing you already told her twice!

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1/15/2007 6:00:26 PM

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Ultimate : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

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1027 days 5 hours ago...

LMAO

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SpecOps : LVL 15: VP 2.4: said:

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1025 days 16 hours ago...

Excellent form of communication

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Acer_Vartan : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

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1025 days 11 hours ago...

because spousal abuse is funny...not.

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alondite : LVL 18: VP 2.7: said:

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1025 days 11 hours ago...

^ I think this is funny because it's usually the husband getting his ass kicked in jokes.

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InsayneJayne : LVL 46: VP 5: said:

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1024 days 15 hours ago...

^^ sure it is.
when it's not happening to you anyway

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kuiper : LVL 2: VP 1.1: said:

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1022 days 3 hours ago...

HAHAH BURN!!!!

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Mumbles : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

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948 days 21 hours ago...

5/5 for the joke, but 1/5 because its so old, so 2.5

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