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A Girls First Time

As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you.

He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place.

He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be.

He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him-he's done this many times before.

His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an easy entrance. You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible.

As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way; pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues. He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful.

Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on. He begins going in and out with skill but you are now too numb to feel him within you. After a few moments, you feel something bursting within you and he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to have it over. He looks at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a chuckle; that you have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience.

You smile and thank your dentist. After all, it was your first time to have a tooth pulled.

Naughty, Naughty!

Excuse me, What were you thinkin'?

  • RichoB
  • posted by RichoB
  • Date 1/14/2007 5:49:29 PM
  • Views: 7151
  • Mature
  • Mature
  • Sexual (non-nudity), Offensive

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eats : LVL 59: VP 5: said:

eats

7 votes NegativePositive

901 days 17 hours ago...

And here I thought I was reading por...n .. ehm ... erotic novel?

Flynn_2006 : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

Flynn_2006

18 votes NegativePositive

901 days ago...

lol it didn't say the dentist wasn't doing her either.

Acer_Vartan : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

Acer_Vartan

4 votes NegativePositive

900 days 21 hours ago...

Pretty sure that dentist would up on sexual assault charges regardless.

alondite : LVL 18: VP 2.7: said:

alondite

1 votes NegativePositive

900 days 16 hours ago...

Damn it! Why did I have to assume it wouldn't be what I thought and look ahead to the end?!?!? Regardless, that was extremely convincing

Girl George : LVL 15: VP 2.4: said:

Girl George

2 votes NegativePositive

899 days 22 hours ago...

It's best when given subtly, so it leaves it to the imagination. I liked it.

InsayneJayne : LVL 46: VP 5: said:

InsayneJayne

-4 votes NegativePositive

899 days 15 hours ago...

christ, this is so old

1/5 because AOL chain letters sucked

Dark Mithos : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

Dark Mithos

-1 votes NegativePositive

896 days 20 hours ago...

isn't it strange that the first thing you think about when you start reading, is sex? the human mind is soo simple...

Mr6Sozac : LVL 21: VP 3: said:

Mr6Sozac

1 votes NegativePositive

887 days 2 hours ago...

^ of course when sex becomes such a vital portion
of our social status and endulgencies
and as we are overexposed to it
every activity is easily relatable X_X

Smanx : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

Smanx

0 votes NegativePositive

881 days 20 hours ago...

love it

tmmlambert : LVL 22: VP 3.1: said:

tmmlambert

0 votes NegativePositive

881 days 11 hours ago...

jesus, I had all my wisdoms pulled at once...

Joshmg25 : LVL 26: VP 3.5: said:

Joshmg25

0 votes NegativePositive

704 days 9 hours ago...

but wouldnt the same things occur for a boy's first time too?

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