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A state trooper pulls a car over for speeding. In the car is an old lady who is hard of hearing and her husband.

When the trooper asks the lady for her driver's license the lady responds, “Heh, what did he say?”

The old man speaks up as he says, “HE NEEDS YOUR DRIVER'S LICENSE.”

A few minutes later the trooper comes back to the car and says, “Ma'am I see you're from Florida.”

The old lady comments, “Heh, what did he say?”

The old man speaks up as he says, “HE SEES YOU'RE FROM FLORIDA.'” The old lady nods her head, “Yup.”

The trooper mutters, “Boy, one time, I got the worst piece of ass I ever had in Florida.”

The old lady replies, “Heh, what did he say?”

The old man yells, “HE SAYS HE THINKS HE KNOWS YOU!”

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Amendment IX : LVL 9: VP 1.8: said:

Amendment IX

2 votes NegativePositive

606 days 21 hours ago...

Now thats just sick.

sierrabravo : LVL 41: VP 4.9: said:

sierrabravo

1 votes NegativePositive

605 days 16 hours ago...

yea its sick but its funny

InsayneJayne : LVL 45: VP 5: said:

InsayneJayne

2 votes NegativePositive

605 days 15 hours ago...

sounds like dialogue from Everybody Loves Raymond...ohhh Frank

Acer_Vartan : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

Acer_Vartan

1 votes NegativePositive

605 days 14 hours ago...

uggg. bad.

zeno1994 : LVL 2: VP 1.1: said:

zeno1994

2 votes NegativePositive

604 days 10 hours ago...

that wasnts the best.

satine : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

satine

4 votes NegativePositive

603 days ago...

i chuckled a little.

falloutboy1835 : LVL 4: VP 1.3: said:

falloutboy1835

1 votes NegativePositive

602 days 19 hours ago...

Nope, I don't really see anything funny in that one....Who the hell am I kidding, that was a good one.

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