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Train Test

Tom is applying for a job as a signalman for the local railroad and is told to meet the inspector at the signal box.

The inspector decides to give Tom a pop quiz, asking: "What would you do if you realized that two trains were heading towards each other on the same track?"

Tom says: "I would switch one train to another track."

"What if the lever broke?" asks the inspector.

"Then I'd run down to the tracks and use the manual lever down there", answers Tom.

"What if that had been struck by lightning?" challenges the inspector.

"Then," Tom continued, "I'd run back up here and use the phone to call the next signal box."

"What if the phone was busy?"

"In that case," Tom argued, "I'd run to the street level and use the public phone near the station".

"What if that had been vandalized?"

"Oh well," said Tom, "in that case I would run into town and get my Uncle Leo".

This puzzled the inspector, so he asked, "Why would you do that?"

"Because he's never seen a train crash."

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John_T1 : LVL 44: VP 5: said:

John_T1

1 votes NegativePositive

686 days 12 hours ago...

What an ending!

MadDictator : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

MadDictator

1 votes NegativePositive

685 days 19 hours ago...

rofl lol

klucas : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

klucas

0 votes NegativePositive

685 days 18 hours ago...

that was a sweet joke

SpecOps : LVL 13: VP 2.2: said:

SpecOps

0 votes NegativePositive

682 days 16 hours ago...

I must be borderline mentally deficient.. not voting because it's apparently good

kage_no_shi : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

kage_no_shi

0 votes NegativePositive

672 days 15 hours ago...

Lol, mentally deficient (I used to say that ^_~)

Anyhow, the joke is funny, because its a futile situation, you can't do anything about it, so you might as well enjoy the carnage (in this case, bring your uncle to see it too)

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