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Jaguar Vs. Anaconda

A 200 pound jaguar vs. a 300 pound anaconda - place your bets.

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12/27/2006 6:07:02 PM

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hitman111 : LVL 24: VP 3.3: said:

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1067 days 13 hours ago...

cant the anaconda open its mouth and swallow the jaguar in 1 bite?

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carrotfire : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

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1067 days 13 hours ago...

The Anaconda would have to strangle the jaguar 1st before swallowing

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nick20404 : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

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1067 days 7 hours ago...

^^ you watch to meny movies

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Paynehurts : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

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1067 days 5 hours ago...

Cats kick ass, lets see a dog do that hahaha :P

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unra : LVL 26: VP 3.5: said:

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1067 days 5 hours ago...

wtf it didn't eat it! what a waste i would have thought the snake won in the water

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shniken : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

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1067 days 5 hours ago...

*too

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PimpMyAss : LVL 6: VP 1.5: said:

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1067 days 5 hours ago...

My bet was on the Anaconda. What a fucking pussy. Er! Oh no! The Jaguar's the pussy, the Anaconda's a lame snake.

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Disco Volante : LVL 17: VP 2.6: said:

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1067 days 5 hours ago...

That Jaguar must of been hungry to go after a 25ft Anaconda or he just wanted to show off to the Leopard and get some pussy for himself.

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wtd : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

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1067 days 5 hours ago...

wow that jag is so cool lol

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Miller13 : LVL 21: VP 3: said:

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1067 days 4 hours ago...

JagUar .... where do Americans get the W from ... jagWar
Plus it looks more like a black Panther to me , rather the spotted Jaguar

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widget9455 : LVL 4: VP 1.3: said:

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1067 days 4 hours ago...

incredible... the cat won! and here i thought the snake was gonna strangle the cat's ass in the water... i mean.. i thought cats hated water.. i guess not in the jungle... lol

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hikki21 : LVL 21: VP 3: said:

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1067 days 4 hours ago...

^^ carrotfire is right

if the jaguar is still alive when it is being swallowed, it can easily rip apart the anaconda's body from inside... as it is soft inside compared to the scaley skin shield of the outside

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dg556 : LVL 30: VP 3.9: said:

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1067 days 4 hours ago...

wat!!!!!!!!!!!!!no way i put my money on the gaddamn snake

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appiehappie : LVL 14: VP 2.3: said:

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1067 days 4 hours ago...

jaguars are teh shizzle

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nicefig : LVL 22: VP 3.1: said:

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1067 days 3 hours ago...

hikki do you know how fucking long it takes a snake to swallow a chicken let alone a whole jaguar? if the snake could do it the jaguar would have suffocated long before it could "rip apart the anaconda's body from inside.."

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