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Guy walks into a bar and shouts, "Anyone here own a six-foot penguin?" Everybody says, "No." Guy says, "MY GOD! I think i ran over a nun!"

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Crede420 : LVL 11: VP 2: said:

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lmao dude idk why i like it so much but ur gettin a 5 haha

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