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Vampire Bat

A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep.

Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and began hassling him about where he got it.

He told them to go away and let him get some sleep but they persisted until finally he gave in."

OK, follow me" he said and flew out of the cave with hundreds of bats behind him.

Down through the valley they went, across a river and into a forest full of trees.

Finally he slowed down and all the other bats excitedly milled around him.

"Now, do you see that tree over there?" he asked.

"Yes, Yes, Yes!" the bats all screamed in a frenzy.

"Good" said the bat, "Because I sure as hell didn't!"

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sierrabravo : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

sierrabravo

0 votes NegativePositive

658 days 2 hours ago...

haha thats funny

aceheart : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

aceheart

-4 votes NegativePositive

655 days ago...

WTF? Dont get this one.

snak : LVL 23: VP 3.2: said:

snak

-3 votes NegativePositive

654 days 23 hours ago...

he flew into the tree dumbass

and btw i thought bats were blind anyway

alondite : LVL 16: VP 2.5: said:

alondite

1 votes NegativePositive

653 days 18 hours ago...

^Bats aren't blind, they can see just as well as we can, if not better. its just that they fly with such rapid movements at night, so they use echolocation to "see" they're surroundings.

Xildaar : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

Xildaar

0 votes NegativePositive

634 days 23 hours ago...

bats actually have very bad sight hence they use sonar to pinpoint surroundings,...sorry alondite but ur rong on this 1

Smanx : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

Smanx

0 votes NegativePositive

612 days 14 hours ago...

hahahaa

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