A blonde was recently fired from an M&M factory for throwing away Ws and peeling the shells on the candies.
Therefore, she needed a new job to support herself.
After going around town asking if anyone needed work done, she found a man who needed a painter."
I'm here for the paint job," she said."
Alright," said the man.
"Here is the paint and your brush.
I want you to paint my porch behind the house."
The blonde immediately went to work painting.
Within an hour, she was done and decided to put on a second coating.After she finished, she returned to the man for her pay.
She said with satisfaction, "I not only completed the job, but I even put on two coats of paint!
By the way, that isn't a porsche out back.
It's a new BMW.