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What are a woman's four favorite animals?

A mink in the closet,
a Jaguar in the garage,
a tiger in the bedroom,
and an ass to pay for it all.

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lord of the shadows : LVL 11: VP 2: said:

lord of the shadows

1 votes NegativePositive

1065 days 4 hours ago...

lol so true so true men would be rich if htere was no sex

ripperofchoa : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

ripperofchoa

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914 days 17 hours ago...

^ true that true that

Haldir : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

Haldir

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878 days 19 hours ago...

just start researching abou cloning and then just kill every women. and then all trouble will be solved

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