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Maybe he could come up with some good chat up lines.

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djfuego : LVL 2: VP 1.1: said:

djfuego

-4 votes NegativePositive

1059 days 15 hours ago...

CSI Miami RULEZ the CSI scene hands down!
Horatio what kind of name is that LOL; should have a CSI porn version you could substitute it for Filatio :D

eats : LVL 58: VP 5: said:

eats

1 votes NegativePositive

1059 days 2 hours ago...

hahaha, horatio sounds like a pornstar

Netheo : LVL 24: VP 3.3: said:

Netheo

0 votes NegativePositive

1058 days 19 hours ago...

"You're a dead man"

"Join the club"

Caruso is class.

TheMidnightFox : LVL 13: VP 2.2: said:

TheMidnightFox

0 votes NegativePositive

1056 days 15 hours ago...

the one liners from the opening from Law and order is far better than half of these. 3/5

also south park said it best.

Stan: Ike do your impression of David Caruso's carrear!
Ike: It's my turn!
Ike jumps off the UFO. . .

Post your Comments : LVL 41: VP 4.9: said:

Post your Comments

1 votes NegativePositive

1056 days 5 hours ago...

too much screaming, hurts the head

Khollest : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

Khollest

0 votes NegativePositive

1056 days 5 hours ago...

Guy 1 "They were speeding down here"
*as he puts his sun-glasses on*
Guy 2 "You know, speed kills"

unra : LVL 25: VP 3.4: said:

unra

0 votes NegativePositive

1056 days 4 hours ago...

llol @ how he puts on his shades and finishes the line, its so corny

D! : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

D!

2 votes NegativePositive

1056 days 4 hours ago...

Damn this shit is cheesey.

Nihon Negro : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

Nihon Negro

0 votes NegativePositive

1056 days 4 hours ago...

Shine caruso-san!

Swuave : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

Swuave

3 votes NegativePositive

1056 days 3 hours ago...

Grissom owns herasio, I used to like CSI Miama but herasio is totally over done now and it's kind of annoying. Every episode find some way to make it out like he is a kid or womans savior. Talk as slow as possible and don't move much. Grissom on the other hand is cool as hell IMO. I also think CSI New York is inferior to Grissom.

djboom : LVL 19: VP 2.8: said:

djboom

3 votes NegativePositive

1055 days 23 hours ago...

The original CSI Las Vegas is better than Miami or NY. Horatio has def overdone it. CSI Miami is too dramatised....

CSI LV > NY > Miami

moth34 : LVL 20: VP 2.9: said:

moth34

0 votes NegativePositive

1055 days 23 hours ago...

Haha I'm glad you posted this, CSI Miami has to be the most proposterously bullshit show on television, generally the storyline makes less sense than Lost does (which isn't a whole lot).

5/5 for 7 minutes of absolute CHEESE.

art_dent99 : LVL 14: VP 2.3: said:

art_dent99

0 votes NegativePositive

1055 days 21 hours ago...

as I have seen on another site.... Someone get this guy an office ffs!

Lunearetic : LVL 27: VP 3.6: said:

Lunearetic

0 votes NegativePositive

1055 days 21 hours ago...

You know the Apocalypse would be near when he runs out of those one-liners, eh? ;)


Investogator - "This guy suffocated in human fece, Horatio."

Horatio - "Well...*puts on shades* That would make him a poo-poo head." *start intro music*

G a a R a : LVL 27: VP 3.6: said:

G a a R a

0 votes NegativePositive

1055 days 20 hours ago...

WHAT is WITH THE DAMN GLASSES GOD!

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