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God Talking to Adam and Eve

God was talking to Adam and Eve one day just before Creation. He asked, "Well, you two, I only have a couple more goodies left to hand out before my job is done.

Which one of you wants to be able to pee standing up?"

Adam raises his hand and yells "Me, Me, pick me!!" So God obliged.

God looks at Eve and says - "Well, sorry Eve...but it looks like you're stuck with the multiple orgasms."

posted by edward1
12/11/2006 9:45:11 AM

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alondite : LVL 16: VP 2.5: said:

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1073 days 11 hours ago...

"God was talking to Adam and Eve one day just before Creation."?????????

Correct me if I'm mistaken, but weren't Adam and Eve not, well, created yet before Creation?

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RanDom : LVL 12: VP 2.1: said:

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1073 days 8 hours ago...

I've heard it told better sorry. Its a good joke, poor delivery tho.

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Mark333 : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

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1072 days 21 hours ago...

well, it was just before He was gpoing to create them. Otherwise how would he hand out the "goodies". Guess the author assumes their conciousness or soul already exists but not their bodies.

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