Bill and Ted work in a factory line and have been working there for 15 years.
Bill: Ted. We have been working here a friggin long time.
Ted: You got that right.
Bill: How come we are stuck here doing the same shitty job getting the same shitty pay, while Jim gets to be manager, sit in an air conditioned office and gets paid more than us?
Ted: You know. That's interesting. I have had it with this job. I am going to talk to Jim.
So that afternoon, Ted goes to see Jim in his office.
Ted: Excuse me Jim. I need to ask you something.
Jim: Sure Jim. Ask away.
Ted: Bill and me were just wondering. We have been working here for 15 years doing the same shitty job. But you get to be manager and sit in this nice office. How come?
Jim: Ted. I am sitting in this office because I have one thing that you don't.
Ted: ???
Jim: I have intelligence.
Ted: ???????
Jim: *Sigh* Let me show you.
Jim puts his hand on the wall.
Jim: Ted. I want you to punch my hand right now.
Ted: ?? But i can't. I mean i don't want to hurt you.
Jim: Just do it.
Ted lines up a punch and just as he's about to land the punch, Jim pulls away. Ted screams.
Jim: See Ted. That's intelligence.
Ted, enlightened and excited with the news runs off to Bill.
Ted: Bill Bill!!! i know why Jim is the manager now!
Bill: What what? Why??
Ted: I will show you.
Ted looks around for a wall but couldn't find one.
So he put his hand on his face.
-The end-
