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How To Create A Popstar

If this shatters your perception of the modern music world, the time spent submitting this video to SpikedHumor was well worth my time and effort. "Dinosaurs will die" - NOFX

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DingoDango (Admin) : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

DingoDango

13 votes NegativePositive

1088 days 17 hours ago...

See more at www.beforethemusicdies.com

This documentary is sure to be rad.

LeighCedar : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

LeighCedar

10 votes NegativePositive

1088 days 16 hours ago...

Very interesting... however it wasn't anything that I hadn't already guessed at.

exploder : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

exploder

26 votes NegativePositive

1088 days 15 hours ago...

Any wonder why we would fileshare whatever we want? Oh no, we don't have to let the liars steal billions from us anymore. Boo Hoo.

I say buy music when REAL PEOPLE make it and sell it themselves. Fuck the big industry and their plastic crap.

And that 40's sumthing has really got teen soul.

zenix9 : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

zenix9

30 votes NegativePositive

1088 days 15 hours ago...

i want some pizza n beer.

zaiyar : LVL 28: VP 3.7: said:

zaiyar

Hidden (Show Comment) -13 votes

1088 days 11 hours ago...

the hell you on about exploder, you can't justify stealing music like that. they serve you a product, you give them money for that service, doesn't matter if it's a real sound or not, it's a real product regardless

anyway, despite some of the industry being like this, i can tell you a heap of musicians are extremely talented and can do most of what you hear on the albums - and sometimes even more. so go buy your favourite albums and support anyone who gives you something good to listen to

gardendaleguy : LVL 25: VP 3.4: said:

gardendaleguy

6 votes NegativePositive

1088 days 10 hours ago...

hahaha...can't believe they threw in the AutoTune bit, LOL
they fail to mention that not many singers can hit every single note, and sometimes even if they were in key, the performance wasnt as good as a previous 'out of key' take, so pitch correction seems to be a necessary evil in the world of music.

Derelict : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

Derelict

28 votes NegativePositive

1088 days 10 hours ago...

this is exactly why i cant stand pop music bullshit. bands with instruments and songs theyve written will always be the way to go....
Death to pop.

Dave_Auz : LVL 22: VP 3.1: said:

Dave_Auz

36 votes NegativePositive

1088 days 7 hours ago...

Look up Madonna Killed American Pie....

But seriously its the MTV teenie bopper pop culture that continues to feed this parasite called the corperate music industry. Its the reason "Real" talented artists are overlooked by these pre fabricated pop idols. What happend to the days of playing gig after gig after gig untill someone said hey these guys are good you should try signing them to play "their Music" Now its all Sing, sms Sing, sms. Its become a popularity contest its a fucking joke.

but i suppose thats what men in suites looking to cash in on a quick buck are all about now hey??

And anyone who says that, thats not what the music industry is about and thats not the way it is i have one unrefutable and unbeatable arguement against you.... Paris Hilton has an album...... Paris Hilton!!!..... Nuff said

JCinjapan : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

JCinjapan

14 votes NegativePositive

1088 days 6 hours ago...

This is awesome! Im goona check out the full thing. musicians today suck ballz (the pop stars anyway). At least before people who didnt write their own songs had to SING them. Now you just gotta be hot and have "the image".

daeve : LVL 24: VP 3.3: said:

daeve

26 votes NegativePositive

1088 days 6 hours ago...

more importantly, how fkn hot was that chick :D

freeman2 : LVL 27: VP 3.6: said:

freeman2

-3 votes NegativePositive

1088 days 6 hours ago...

holy shit! that mean alot of fucker cant sing out there!

mairbrkekeka : LVL 4: VP 1.3: said:

mairbrkekeka

7 votes NegativePositive

1088 days 5 hours ago...

i saw the first screening at michigan technological university..i can tell you, the way you saw the music business, its going to shock you...trust me...the video and the clip 5/5

RockyHero : LVL 23: VP 3.2: said:

RockyHero

Hidden (Show Comment) -11 votes

1088 days 5 hours ago...

WHERE ARE THE GUNS N' ROSES!!?
I WANT BACK THE GUNS N' ROSES OF THE LATE 80s and EARLY 90s

LithuanianLabourer : LVL 29: VP 3.8: said:

LithuanianLabourer

7 votes NegativePositive

1088 days 5 hours ago...

There is only music so there is new ringtones :(

QuietYou : LVL 14: VP 2.3: said:

QuietYou

6 votes NegativePositive

1088 days 5 hours ago...

fucking emo bands & american pop music is responsible for this cack, even digitally enhanced its shit

Capitaine Quebec : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

Capitaine Quebec

4 votes NegativePositive

1088 days 5 hours ago...

a good way to know if the band isnt bullshit, see them live. They can sing and play their instruments, they are good, they souind like your little sister crying in a closet , they are bullshit. Nowaday, music industry is image first, then music. It sucks. Long live savage capitalism.

dancesux : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

dancesux

0 votes NegativePositive

1088 days 4 hours ago...

listen to metal!

CHAOS DIVINE!

evergrim : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:2007 Winner

evergrim

11 votes NegativePositive

1088 days 4 hours ago...

The Doors, Pink Floyd, David Bowie, Radiohead, Nirvana, System of a Down.

I LOVE real music. :)

Screw this other pop bullshit.

fuzzypig : LVL 13: VP 2.2: said:

fuzzypig

12 votes NegativePositive

1088 days 4 hours ago...

Is this any differnet from any other industry these days? Instant perfection is the goal. Instant fame. Instant cash. Instant gratification. The "I don;t wanna wait. I want it now!" generation at work! Utter shite.

I went to a metal gig the other day. The support band "Wintersun" came out, set their own gear up in front of everyone. They tuned up in front of 8-900 people. They went off and cam eback on played a 45 min set of their own work. They then had to dismantle their own kit, carry it off stage in front of the full audience. Then I saw then 10 mins later round the back of the stage packing their own gear up and storing it ready to be loaded onto the trucks for the next gig, Then finally they could come out into the audience and have a well deserved beer and enjoy the main act. They most likely made just about enough money to pay the tour costs and some left for the rent back home. They were enjoying every fucking minute of it, doing what they like and with a pure passion I would find impossible to find in these fucking instant made pop-fakes.

So don't just dispise pop music, get out there and support your local bands, regardless of their musucial taste, help these real hard working musicians to continue to provide you with the music you treasure.

As Bill Hicks said: "Play from tyour fucking heart man! FROM YOUR FUCKING HEART!!!!"

Ra91 : LVL 27: VP 3.6: said:

Ra91

2 votes NegativePositive

1088 days 3 hours ago...

I was kinda suspecting that but never had anything to support it, untill now.

supermatter : LVL 11: VP 2: said:

supermatter

1 votes NegativePositive

1088 days 3 hours ago...

The really sad thing is that its not just these teen pop stars who suck. They're a joke, and you'd have to be brain damaged to take them seriously. But the smaller local bands who really write and sing they're own music all suck too, brutally suck. Only difference is that there is less deception in their suckiness. There is a rapidly declining level of creativity in our modern society, especially in the arts. From the laughable paintings of our "artists", to the university bred cookie cutter "writers", true originality, real creativity, is dying as everyone everywhere starts to think the same and it's painful to watch.

IceCream : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

IceCream

-2 votes NegativePositive

1088 days 1 hour ago...

i never woulda guessed Humble HS would have a hot chick. Whats the world coming to.

killapadilla : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

killapadilla

2 votes NegativePositive

1088 days 1 hour ago...

Haha, I love Erykah Badu
"Naked Wednesdays" :D

Raven13 : LVL 4: VP 1.3: said:

Raven13

3 votes NegativePositive

1088 days 1 hour ago...

This whole thing is really bad in COUNTRY MUSIC & RAP too, anywhere that image is valued over talent. The best way to tell is if you`ve seen them in a club or heard them on an independent release. This kinda stuff happens when major labels get involved.

Resonance : LVL 7: VP 1.6: said:

Resonance

3 votes NegativePositive

1088 days 1 hour ago...

That explains Ashley Simpson who just loves to suck and i mean in all ways...and the fuckin pop music and club music that has me fed up....its sad that there is NO originality out there DAMMM U GODDAM GREEDY DIRTY LABELS!!!

darkreign : LVL 11: VP 2: said:

darkreign

1 votes NegativePositive

1088 days ago...

Wow...

Mican : LVL 17: VP 2.6: said:

Mican

5 votes NegativePositive

1088 days ago...

"The Doors, Pink Floyd, David Bowie, Radiohead, Nirvana, System of a Down.

I LOVE real music. :)"

ROFLMAO. I love how metal fans think that their music is the shiznit. Real music? Please. Metal isn't any different from pop. They're both contemporary music with narrow-minded followers. It's time you exposed yourself to some European, Asian, Latin, Blues, Jazz, and Classical music to list a few. And learn to appreciate them.

But you're not going to do that. So go ahead and bury this post for all I care. Point made.

serpico145 : LVL 7: VP 1.6: said:

serpico145

0 votes NegativePositive

1087 days 23 hours ago...

Greatest overlooked REAL band of all time: The Brian Jonestown Massacre

Dan_Brown : LVL 29: VP 3.8: said:

Dan_Brown

-3 votes NegativePositive

1087 days 23 hours ago...

Everybody wants to be rich and becoming a popstar can give you that. Don't blame the singers for having someone else write or edit their music because it's just the human nature to make money
in other words, dont blame the popsingers for trying to make money

Violetninja420 : LVL 28: VP 3.7: said:

Violetninja420

2 votes NegativePositive

1087 days 23 hours ago...

I agree totally with evergrim, I LOVE REAL MUSIC!

making Pop music is the equivilant of taking a shit...

noVice : LVL 17: VP 2.6: said:

noVice

-1 votes NegativePositive

1087 days 23 hours ago...

lol i clicked the video cause of the pic of the crazy looking woman..and the title saying"How To Create A Popstar"

P.S: where can i buy her album :P

LithuanianLabourer : LVL 29: VP 3.8: said:

LithuanianLabourer

7 votes NegativePositive

1087 days 22 hours ago...

Dan_Brown ---->

"Don't blame the singers for having someone else write or edit their music because it's just the human nature to make money"

1. Fare enough , let them put "song was wriiten by ..." , "music was played by..." and "voice of the singer was digitally enhanced" on top. Otherwise consumer naturally gets a wrong impression that the person is singing , writing music and playing it himself , doesn't he ? At this point piracy is not stealing , it's a refund .

2. Making money is not human nature . Living , procreating and protecting children is human nature .


Combining the above we get people trying to mislead the public to take their posessions (money) , by selling them goods which they describe as art , but in reality is just a product of mass production , like chinese made jeans .

In my book it is fraud .

maxgnr : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

maxgnr

2 votes NegativePositive

1087 days 21 hours ago...

Making money a human nature? ROFL! how's having shit for brain working for ya dan_brown? In better words it could be that making money any fucking way you can is the nature of capitalism...

Great vid btw... although everyone with more than two brain cells can figure out how pop stars are made, its fun to see this experiment...
I bet if they played this on MTV, millions on stupid teenagers and faggots would be eager to buy her album.

g-pizzle : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

g-pizzle

-4 votes NegativePositive

1087 days 20 hours ago...

totally see the point of this. kind of makes a mockery out of music if you look at it in the traditional sense. but to play devil's advocate, you have to realize that it takes a shitload of skill in itself to find the right person, create the right look, use all those editing and production tools, market it, and exploit the "music" creation to make millions. all this software and editing shit is out there. and i'm sure we all know a hot chick we could use. but the fact is, majority of us aren't capable of producing shit like this. so therefore, there IS indeed a lot of talent that goes into the finished product. maybe not the face of the product, but the flesh and bones for sure. and THAT's, one to grow on....

Raven13 : LVL 4: VP 1.3: said:

Raven13

4 votes NegativePositive

1087 days 19 hours ago...

To save music go to the bars and small halls in your town, and buy the music right from the musicians, also buy it right from their websites. This puts money directly in the bands pockets, it saves you money and and allows the bands to finance their own tours and create new music. And this keeps them away from the money grubbing sleazy record companies.

Dillinger : LVL 28: VP 3.7: said:

Dillinger

3 votes NegativePositive

1087 days 19 hours ago...

Anything that sheds a little more light on the bullshit of pop culture gets a 5/5 from me.

Orbpael : LVL 10: VP 1.9: said:

Orbpael

2 votes NegativePositive

1087 days 19 hours ago...

I think with the sheer amount of pizza and soda that girl was injesting... Shes going to blow her colon likea titan rocket.

Mystic_Al : LVL 30: VP 3.9: said:

Mystic_Al

5 votes NegativePositive

1087 days 19 hours ago...

I think the fact that Ashley Simpson continued to sell millions of records after her big lip-sync debacle on SNL goes to show the absolute stupidity of the Pop music fans... then she went and tried to sing for real, and guess what? She sounded like a dying cat (figuratively speaking, of course...)

ryanjm : LVL 11: VP 2: said:

ryanjm

-2 votes NegativePositive

1087 days 18 hours ago...

I don't get the huge uproar over this. So it's not created by one person. So what? Neither is the car you drive. It's called specialization, and the pop music industry probably uses it because it works. Don't like it? Buy someone else's music, but don't bitch that it's "not fair" and blame it on people who obviously enjoy the music and drive up sales.

exploder : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

exploder

6 votes NegativePositive

1087 days 17 hours ago...

WHY STEAL? : To the folks that have NOT spotted the connection I am trying to make between fake musik and stealing.

The point of this video expose is obviously that the pop muzak industry is lying, creating a false image, and selling it for BILLIONS of dollars. Millions of hearts bleeding over plastic fakery and lies. There is deception here. Especially against younger people. This is a form of THEFT. They fake this image so young people will buy it.

I listen to some of this crap now and then, and enjoy it a bit. But why support a system of FAKE, CONCOCTED, FABRICATED crap. Our dollars are our only real votes these days. So I vote by supporting the REAL artists that I very much enjoy. I hope that there end up being more REAL artists with REAL talent. Including 40 something geniuses like the guy in the clip. He has REAL talent, and I might buy one of his albums starring him. He isn't singing out of key, and his sense of rythm and humor is well worth paying for.

I want to live in a world that gets more real, not more fake. That means we need to invest in real quality, not grand illusions of hollow plastic dreams where people are always more and more impossibly perfect. There is a more satisfying level of really good, and real. I think that the fakery of POP music, hollywood, TV, and many many other things, is leading us to perpetual frustration with how permanently imperfect we will all always be by comparison. If enough young people keep buying this unreal fantasy, then no one will devote the real work it takes to actually get good. We slide into ever spiralling BULLSHIT.

So I say steal the POP, pay for real stuff instead.

Ultimate : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

Ultimate

-1 votes NegativePositive

1087 days 16 hours ago...

stupid idiot stole the guys song =(

Dan_Brown : LVL 29: VP 3.8: said:

Dan_Brown

-2 votes NegativePositive

1087 days 15 hours ago...

what i said was that if you had the opportunity to make $20mil a year, wouldn't you do it?

also maxgnr, your taking this shit way to personal. calm down. all you did was call me a shithead without making an argument yourself

D! : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

D!

1 votes NegativePositive

1087 days 15 hours ago...

evergrim,

System of a down syndrome? Real music? Sorry man.

I hate to tell you this, but a good friend of mine, and former bandmate, toured with them in a ban called hella (you wanna see people who can actually play their instruments, check those fuckers out). The guitarist from system of a down syndrome cant even play the parts on the albums. Seriously- watch him live sometime- he has all kinds of technical computer bullshit going on. The dude is a terrible guitarist, and only sounds as good as he does on albums because of studio magic- that pitch correction thing isn't shit compared to what the higher end studios have.

hle : LVL 23: VP 3.2: said:

hle

1 votes NegativePositive

1087 days 15 hours ago...

wow...So i can be a popstar to? cool.

fuzzypig : LVL 13: VP 2.2: said:

fuzzypig

2 votes NegativePositive

1087 days 15 hours ago...

Games industry anyone? Find me something original. Truly original! Halo = Doom ( Sorry to , "POP". burst yer bubble, but it is simply a 3D FPS adventure game! ). Monkey Ball = Marble Madness. Sports sims? Yeah right! All amazing graphics, and that's it, right there. It's all image, no substance.

Bearsky : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

Bearsky

-1 votes NegativePositive

1087 days 14 hours ago...

Dude, I know Taylor! We went to High School together.

Danielnator : LVL 15: VP 2.4: said:

Danielnator

1 votes NegativePositive

1087 days 13 hours ago...

beenderdundat thats why i listen to metal.

LithuanianLabourer : LVL 29: VP 3.8: said:

LithuanianLabourer

-2 votes NegativePositive

1087 days 12 hours ago...

Dan_Brown ---->

"what i said was that if you had the opportunity to make $20mil a year, wouldn't you do it? "

I have better question : Would you kill an old lady by means of hacking her head with a hatchet for $20 mil , if you knew for sure you gonna get away with it ?

Sickness_Within : LVL 14: VP 2.3: said:

Sickness_Within

2 votes NegativePositive

1087 days 12 hours ago...

Now I remember why I steer clear of major record labels.
@ Mican You think those bands he listed are metal? Hah, the only one that even comes a hint close to metal is SOAD. I do agree with your point that people should explore music more as a whole and search more genre's than just what American labels throw at you. I myself enjoy metal, but I also listen to classical. Orchestra and Symphony musicans are actual real musicians in my book. Most of them have talent with an instrument most bands couldn't dream of.

Bach and Beethoven FTW!

vic99 : LVL 11: VP 2: said:

vic99

-1 votes NegativePositive

1087 days 11 hours ago...

this is wat brooke hogan is caught up in

SantaAndFriends : LVL 13: VP 2.2: said:

SantaAndFriends

1 votes NegativePositive

1087 days 11 hours ago...

Where did the real music go? Is it to much to ask for some led, hendrix, NIN...

This is a good example of what Paris hylton does...
Fuck this bubble pop shit...

trancefreek : LVL 15: VP 2.4: said:

trancefreek

2 votes NegativePositive

1087 days 10 hours ago...

DRAGONFORCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's all I need to say....

trancefreek : LVL 15: VP 2.4: said:

trancefreek

2 votes NegativePositive

1087 days 10 hours ago...

BTW Dragonforce is the GREATEST power metal band to ever live........oh and also, fuck pop music, it makes me want to vomit.....

Violetninja420 : LVL 28: VP 3.7: said:

Violetninja420

1 votes NegativePositive

1087 days 10 hours ago...

@D!

Yeah, i caught hella when they played in calgary and they were truly awful. Sorry dude, but they sounded like shite and system wasnt that much better either. But The Mars Volta was fuckin amazing, i really got into them after that. Allthough i suppose any band playing after hella would have been preferable, like yoko ono with a kazoo up her ass or something...

@Lithuanian Labourer

Would i hack up the head of an old lady with a hatchet for 20mil a year if i knew i was going to get away with it? Fucking a right man. Do you know how many people you could help out with 20mil a year?! Im sorry dude if that sounds harsh and cruel but that old cunt is expendable at that price.

Dan_Brown : LVL 29: VP 3.8: said:

Dan_Brown

0 votes NegativePositive

1087 days 9 hours ago...

"I have better question : Would you kill an old lady by means of hacking her head with a hatchet for $20 mil , if you knew for sure you gonna get away with it ?"

Same answer as above, Yes i would definitely, even if i'm not guarenteed to get away. However I'd do it for $1 mil if i was still guaranteed to get away with it

Skiba : LVL 18: VP 2.7: said:

Skiba

0 votes NegativePositive

1087 days 8 hours ago...

^^HA! Money makes you happy and everything ok. The illusion of materialism.

knucmo : LVL 4: VP 1.3: said:

knucmo

0 votes NegativePositive

1087 days 7 hours ago...

The progression of ii-V-I is a staple of pop music. As in, D minor-G7-C major. You hear it in shitloads of bad, top 40 music.

Tackleho : LVL 22: VP 3.1: said:

Tackleho

1 votes NegativePositive

1087 days 6 hours ago...

Dan_Brown ---->

That's why modern music has cancer

Because traditionally money doesn't make the music
the artist did......

It also has cancer because of all of the add water and stir shit that constantly filters through fat white men, and pumped into the public consumption. Young people are specifically more fertile.

If you drank Tang 24/7 you'de definetly spot tumors the following year.

Jacke Jackel : LVL 20: VP 2.9: said:

Jacke Jackel

1 votes NegativePositive

1087 days 4 hours ago...

Thank You! for posting this!
5/5

DeathsTrail : LVL 12: VP 2.1: said:

DeathsTrail

0 votes NegativePositive

1087 days 3 hours ago...

Mican: Who said them bands were metal? You ignorant fuck

LithuanianLabourer : LVL 29: VP 3.8: said:

LithuanianLabourer

-2 votes NegativePositive

1087 days 3 hours ago...

Dan_Brown ---->

Crisis of morality ?

My advice is that unless you don't understand how it is important to try to look "good" and not threatening in the society to be accepted and subsequently lie and subsequently believe in your own lies : "I would never do that" , then at least know that in most cases egoism and parasitism gets punished .

Belief that you are smarter and you can fuck people over creates a path to feeling of false invincibility and self destruction. Percentage of people who think that they can stop at some point and continue normal life is surprisingly high . It is really funny to see such "geniuses" flapping their eyes in disbelief that they got finally fucked over by a society . If I didn't know that this is a way human psychology works I would believe there is some kind of higher justice .

99 % of people who believe that they can fuck people over end up in jail . Making money by all means possible is a big lottery and a big risk .

Believing in order and cooperation in the society strengthens your ties to it and creates a safer environment and a ring of people who would help in case you need help. The whole point of playing it safe , plus if you believe in it you gain your own little happiness in life and a feeling of accomplishment .

Dan_Brown : LVL 29: VP 3.8: said:

Dan_Brown

-2 votes NegativePositive

1087 days ago...

Well everybody has their price and $20 mil is mine

goldenshemesh : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

goldenshemesh

0 votes NegativePositive

1087 days ago...

she doesnt look 17 man... god damn

Crimson Wave : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

Crimson Wave

1 votes NegativePositive

1086 days 23 hours ago...

I'm tired of self respect
I can't afford a car
I wanna be a prefab superstar

I wanna be a tool
Don't need no soul
Wanna make big money
Playing rock and roll

I'll make my music boring
I'll play my music slow
I ain't no artist, I'm a business man
No ideas of my own

I won't offend
Or rock the boat
Just sex and drugs
And rock and roll

Drool, drool, drool, drool, drool, drool
My Payola!
Drool, drool, drool, drool, drool, drool
My Payola!

LeighCedar : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

LeighCedar

0 votes NegativePositive

1086 days 22 hours ago...

"Well everybody has their price and $20 mil is mine"


Actually you stated above that your price would be $1 million.
My guess is that we could get you down to $300,000.

chaman : LVL 5: VP 1.4: said:

chaman

0 votes NegativePositive

1086 days 19 hours ago...

The Gathering is really amazing. I've gone to a live concert and let me tell you Anneke van Giersbergen can sing! Really really well! Hah! I think they are Dutch... Meh I prefer European music over most North American music anyways.

Awesome post btw.

sick osiris : LVL 4: VP 1.3: said:

sick osiris

0 votes NegativePositive

1086 days 19 hours ago...

I wasn't looking into her eyes...
but rather her _________

GrendellXl : LVL 7: VP 1.6: said:

GrendellXl

1 votes NegativePositive

1086 days 18 hours ago...

Hahaha Butt naked Wednsdays!!

Dan_Brown : LVL 29: VP 3.8: said:

Dan_Brown

0 votes NegativePositive

1086 days 17 hours ago...

i know i'm not alone in this. Alot of others will kill someone for $20mil if they were guaranteed to get away with it.

Also here's a questions. How would it benefit you if the popstars decided to give writing credits to some unknown guy?

LithuanianLabourer : LVL 29: VP 3.8: said:

LithuanianLabourer

-1 votes NegativePositive

1086 days 16 hours ago...

Well ... lie . You do not look like very positive and trustworthy person , announcing your price for human life to everyone , do you ? It's not like others will get sad and try to change your opinion with hugs . It is egocentric , the feeling of importance of only one life - your own. Leap back in evolution .

Crude example : The worst racist scum with deep disgust for particular people is still better if he really tries not to show it , keeping that shit inside and pretend for the public that he likes them .

Most grown up people do not stay off the crime because of fear of retribution , but because they mature and identify themselves as human beings . Then they get that destinctive feeling of discomfort fucking over people of the same community and going by the book feels so much easier . They will still piss on your doormat or punch you in the face , if pissed off . Also self preservation instinct or hatred for particular community , even their own , if triggered may make them directly kill people in packs.

"How would it benefit you if the popstars decided to give writing credits to some unknown guy? "

The answer is : directly . It is pleasant to know that some covers around became less full of shit . Open lies , hiding the truth directed at everyone who can see it , including you is just offensive .

Really good feeling of stuff correcting itself with time , hope in future of humanity and other shit .

Also maybe a bit of "gloating simple" . There you go , fuckers , finally !

Th3 4nSweR : LVL 23: VP 3.2: said:

Th3 4nSweR

0 votes NegativePositive

1086 days 15 hours ago...

crimson wave where is that from

Destructo : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

Destructo

-1 votes NegativePositive

1086 days 3 hours ago...

Most people don't like metal because its too technical, and are too ignorant to actually understand that.

dimezanime88 : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

dimezanime88

0 votes NegativePositive

1086 days 3 hours ago...

Was that Erika Baddu? Wow, she can still look pretty even with her hair like that.:)

TJ236 : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

TJ236

1 votes NegativePositive

1086 days 1 hour ago...

Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Hillary Duff... ummm how come this video is a surprise to some????

Oh and I banged all three too... at the same time...

itskub : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

itskub

-1 votes NegativePositive

1086 days 1 hour ago...

reading through the post's that list bands like pink floyd, in flames, symphony x, etc. why do you stop at those bands and ignore all the other music thats out there? youre just as closed minded as the people that buy into avril lavigne. try listening to an independent college radio station that plays music from genres from electronica, to blues, accapello, classical, turntablism, latin, etc, all within an hour set.

yea, shut up.

Triple0_oX : LVL 20: VP 2.9: said:

Triple0_oX

0 votes NegativePositive

1085 days 21 hours ago...

....She's been modeling professionally since twelve?

That don't sound too right.

Look right Into my EYEEeeeeeeeeeS

francisyou : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

francisyou

-1 votes NegativePositive

1085 days 17 hours ago...

ytutugju

blaqsparrow : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

blaqsparrow

0 votes NegativePositive

1085 days ago...

maybe we should just outlaw women from singing to prevent things like this. :-p

eljimbo : LVL 28: VP 3.7: said:

eljimbo

0 votes NegativePositive

1084 days 20 hours ago...

"Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Hillary Duff... ummm how come this video is a surprise to some????

Oh and I banged all three too... at the same time..."

K, you erm might want to get yourself checked out, fairly sure you will now have at least 50% of known STIs

Black Knight 1234 : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

Black Knight 1234

0 votes NegativePositive

1084 days 16 hours ago...

I have seen this report and I am sad after seeing this. Can everybody without talent like Brittney Spears and others,the list is too long so I wont name them all, can become a popstar?
I dont take the singing talent of most stars serious anymore, with one exeption!! People do you want to see something really REALLY amazing??
Then watch ""The pick of Destiny"" made by Tenacious D , Now this ROCKS!!!!

Count_Noobula : LVL 4: VP 1.3: said:

Count_Noobula

0 votes NegativePositive

1084 days 12 hours ago...

honestly who didnt know that this happens

Hydraglyph : LVL 21: VP 3: said:

Hydraglyph

0 votes NegativePositive

1084 days 6 hours ago...

I'd hit it.

huffin_on_helium : LVL 15: VP 2.4: said:

huffin_on_helium

0 votes NegativePositive

1084 days 3 hours ago...

thats terrible seems like music has died

Crimson Wave : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

Crimson Wave

1 votes NegativePositive

1084 days 1 hour ago...

crimson wave where is that from


Pull My Strings by Dead Kennedys

Dan_Brown : LVL 29: VP 3.8: said:

Dan_Brown

0 votes NegativePositive

1082 days 23 hours ago...

lithuanianlabour, say if your favourite band suddenly decides to confess to the public that they didn't write the songs themselves, would you stop listening to them?

adammaxis : LVL 22: VP 3.1: said:

adammaxis

1 votes NegativePositive

1082 days ago...

whoa, she's good. where can i get her album?

Capitaine Quebec : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

Capitaine Quebec

0 votes NegativePositive

1081 days 2 hours ago...

@Destruco
"Most people don't like metal because its too technical, and are too ignorant to actually understand that."

Not all metal is technical. Have you ever tried to play a classical guitar song. It's way more complicated than an average metal song. The first song i've learned on a guitar is a metal song... surprising? im not that technical. I Can barely play chords but i can play a metal song. Wow, it means i'm technical?Just check out tommy emmanuel here on spiked humor, he is technical. Look at many metal tabs and you will see that this is not that technical. In Flames (early one) is metal right?, Burzum if i remember correctly is metal right? I suppose that finntroll too is metal. I can play songs from them. I've only played guitar for 6 months. So next time backup what you claim ignorant.

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