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If this shatters your perception of the modern music world, the time spent submitting this video to SpikedHumor was well worth my time and effort. "Dinosaurs will die" - NOFX

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LithuanianLabourer : LVL 29: VP 3.8: said:

LithuanianLabourer

-2 votes NegativePositive

1088 days 4 hours ago...

Dan_Brown ---->

Crisis of morality ?

My advice is that unless you don't understand how it is important to try to look "good" and not threatening in the society to be accepted and subsequently lie and subsequently believe in your own lies : "I would never do that" , then at least know that in most cases egoism and parasitism gets punished .

Belief that you are smarter and you can fuck people over creates a path to feeling of false invincibility and self destruction. Percentage of people who think that they can stop at some point and continue normal life is surprisingly high . It is really funny to see such "geniuses" flapping their eyes in disbelief that they got finally fucked over by a society . If I didn't know that this is a way human psychology works I would believe there is some kind of higher justice .

99 % of people who believe that they can fuck people over end up in jail . Making money by all means possible is a big lottery and a big risk .

Believing in order and cooperation in the society strengthens your ties to it and creates a safer environment and a ring of people who would help in case you need help. The whole point of playing it safe , plus if you believe in it you gain your own little happiness in life and a feeling of accomplishment .

Dan_Brown : LVL 29: VP 3.8: said:

Dan_Brown

-2 votes NegativePositive

1088 days 1 hour ago...

Well everybody has their price and $20 mil is mine

goldenshemesh : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

goldenshemesh

0 votes NegativePositive

1088 days ago...

she doesnt look 17 man... god damn

Crimson Wave : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

Crimson Wave

1 votes NegativePositive

1088 days ago...

I'm tired of self respect
I can't afford a car
I wanna be a prefab superstar

I wanna be a tool
Don't need no soul
Wanna make big money
Playing rock and roll

I'll make my music boring
I'll play my music slow
I ain't no artist, I'm a business man
No ideas of my own

I won't offend
Or rock the boat
Just sex and drugs
And rock and roll

Drool, drool, drool, drool, drool, drool
My Payola!
Drool, drool, drool, drool, drool, drool
My Payola!

LeighCedar : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

LeighCedar

0 votes NegativePositive

1087 days 22 hours ago...

"Well everybody has their price and $20 mil is mine"


Actually you stated above that your price would be $1 million.
My guess is that we could get you down to $300,000.

chaman : LVL 5: VP 1.4: said:

chaman

0 votes NegativePositive

1087 days 20 hours ago...

The Gathering is really amazing. I've gone to a live concert and let me tell you Anneke van Giersbergen can sing! Really really well! Hah! I think they are Dutch... Meh I prefer European music over most North American music anyways.

Awesome post btw.

sick osiris : LVL 4: VP 1.3: said:

sick osiris

0 votes NegativePositive

1087 days 20 hours ago...

I wasn't looking into her eyes...
but rather her _________

GrendellXl : LVL 7: VP 1.6: said:

GrendellXl

1 votes NegativePositive

1087 days 18 hours ago...

Hahaha Butt naked Wednsdays!!

Dan_Brown : LVL 29: VP 3.8: said:

Dan_Brown

0 votes NegativePositive

1087 days 17 hours ago...

i know i'm not alone in this. Alot of others will kill someone for $20mil if they were guaranteed to get away with it.

Also here's a questions. How would it benefit you if the popstars decided to give writing credits to some unknown guy?

LithuanianLabourer : LVL 29: VP 3.8: said:

LithuanianLabourer

-1 votes NegativePositive

1087 days 17 hours ago...

Well ... lie . You do not look like very positive and trustworthy person , announcing your price for human life to everyone , do you ? It's not like others will get sad and try to change your opinion with hugs . It is egocentric , the feeling of importance of only one life - your own. Leap back in evolution .

Crude example : The worst racist scum with deep disgust for particular people is still better if he really tries not to show it , keeping that shit inside and pretend for the public that he likes them .

Most grown up people do not stay off the crime because of fear of retribution , but because they mature and identify themselves as human beings . Then they get that destinctive feeling of discomfort fucking over people of the same community and going by the book feels so much easier . They will still piss on your doormat or punch you in the face , if pissed off . Also self preservation instinct or hatred for particular community , even their own , if triggered may make them directly kill people in packs.

"How would it benefit you if the popstars decided to give writing credits to some unknown guy? "

The answer is : directly . It is pleasant to know that some covers around became less full of shit . Open lies , hiding the truth directed at everyone who can see it , including you is just offensive .

Really good feeling of stuff correcting itself with time , hope in future of humanity and other shit .

Also maybe a bit of "gloating simple" . There you go , fuckers , finally !

Th3 4nSweR : LVL 23: VP 3.2: said:

Th3 4nSweR

0 votes NegativePositive

1087 days 16 hours ago...

crimson wave where is that from

Destructo : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

Destructo

-1 votes NegativePositive

1087 days 4 hours ago...

Most people don't like metal because its too technical, and are too ignorant to actually understand that.

dimezanime88 : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

dimezanime88

0 votes NegativePositive

1087 days 4 hours ago...

Was that Erika Baddu? Wow, she can still look pretty even with her hair like that.:)

TJ236 : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

TJ236

1 votes NegativePositive

1087 days 2 hours ago...

Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Hillary Duff... ummm how come this video is a surprise to some????

Oh and I banged all three too... at the same time...

itskub : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

itskub

-1 votes NegativePositive

1087 days 2 hours ago...

reading through the post's that list bands like pink floyd, in flames, symphony x, etc. why do you stop at those bands and ignore all the other music thats out there? youre just as closed minded as the people that buy into avril lavigne. try listening to an independent college radio station that plays music from genres from electronica, to blues, accapello, classical, turntablism, latin, etc, all within an hour set.

yea, shut up.

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