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How To Create A Popstar

If this shatters your perception of the modern music world, the time spent submitting this video to SpikedHumor was well worth my time and effort. "Dinosaurs will die" - NOFX

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Bearsky : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

Bearsky

-1 votes NegativePositive

1087 days 7 hours ago...

Dude, I know Taylor! We went to High School together.

Danielnator : LVL 15: VP 2.4: said:

Danielnator

1 votes NegativePositive

1087 days 5 hours ago...

beenderdundat thats why i listen to metal.

LithuanianLabourer : LVL 29: VP 3.8: said:

LithuanianLabourer

-2 votes NegativePositive

1087 days 4 hours ago...

Dan_Brown ---->

"what i said was that if you had the opportunity to make $20mil a year, wouldn't you do it? "

I have better question : Would you kill an old lady by means of hacking her head with a hatchet for $20 mil , if you knew for sure you gonna get away with it ?

Sickness_Within : LVL 14: VP 2.3: said:

Sickness_Within

2 votes NegativePositive

1087 days 4 hours ago...

Now I remember why I steer clear of major record labels.
@ Mican You think those bands he listed are metal? Hah, the only one that even comes a hint close to metal is SOAD. I do agree with your point that people should explore music more as a whole and search more genre's than just what American labels throw at you. I myself enjoy metal, but I also listen to classical. Orchestra and Symphony musicans are actual real musicians in my book. Most of them have talent with an instrument most bands couldn't dream of.

Bach and Beethoven FTW!

vic99 : LVL 11: VP 2: said:

vic99

-1 votes NegativePositive

1087 days 3 hours ago...

this is wat brooke hogan is caught up in

SantaAndFriends : LVL 13: VP 2.2: said:

SantaAndFriends

1 votes NegativePositive

1087 days 3 hours ago...

Where did the real music go? Is it to much to ask for some led, hendrix, NIN...

This is a good example of what Paris hylton does...
Fuck this bubble pop shit...

trancefreek : LVL 15: VP 2.4: said:

trancefreek

2 votes NegativePositive

1087 days 3 hours ago...

DRAGONFORCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's all I need to say....

trancefreek : LVL 15: VP 2.4: said:

trancefreek

2 votes NegativePositive

1087 days 3 hours ago...

BTW Dragonforce is the GREATEST power metal band to ever live........oh and also, fuck pop music, it makes me want to vomit.....

Violetninja420 : LVL 28: VP 3.7: said:

Violetninja420

1 votes NegativePositive

1087 days 2 hours ago...

@D!

Yeah, i caught hella when they played in calgary and they were truly awful. Sorry dude, but they sounded like shite and system wasnt that much better either. But The Mars Volta was fuckin amazing, i really got into them after that. Allthough i suppose any band playing after hella would have been preferable, like yoko ono with a kazoo up her ass or something...

@Lithuanian Labourer

Would i hack up the head of an old lady with a hatchet for 20mil a year if i knew i was going to get away with it? Fucking a right man. Do you know how many people you could help out with 20mil a year?! Im sorry dude if that sounds harsh and cruel but that old cunt is expendable at that price.

Dan_Brown : LVL 29: VP 3.8: said:

Dan_Brown

0 votes NegativePositive

1087 days 1 hour ago...

"I have better question : Would you kill an old lady by means of hacking her head with a hatchet for $20 mil , if you knew for sure you gonna get away with it ?"

Same answer as above, Yes i would definitely, even if i'm not guarenteed to get away. However I'd do it for $1 mil if i was still guaranteed to get away with it

Skiba : LVL 18: VP 2.7: said:

Skiba

0 votes NegativePositive

1087 days ago...

^^HA! Money makes you happy and everything ok. The illusion of materialism.

knucmo : LVL 4: VP 1.3: said:

knucmo

0 votes NegativePositive

1086 days 23 hours ago...

The progression of ii-V-I is a staple of pop music. As in, D minor-G7-C major. You hear it in shitloads of bad, top 40 music.

Tackleho : LVL 22: VP 3.1: said:

Tackleho

1 votes NegativePositive

1086 days 23 hours ago...

Dan_Brown ---->

That's why modern music has cancer

Because traditionally money doesn't make the music
the artist did......

It also has cancer because of all of the add water and stir shit that constantly filters through fat white men, and pumped into the public consumption. Young people are specifically more fertile.

If you drank Tang 24/7 you'de definetly spot tumors the following year.

Jacke Jackel : LVL 20: VP 2.9: said:

Jacke Jackel

1 votes NegativePositive

1086 days 20 hours ago...

Thank You! for posting this!
5/5

DeathsTrail : LVL 12: VP 2.1: said:

DeathsTrail

0 votes NegativePositive

1086 days 20 hours ago...

Mican: Who said them bands were metal? You ignorant fuck

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